generalofchaose
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"Clint, why is there a random man sleeping on your couch?" said Kate Bishop. Probably.
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save a ship, ride a pilot by generalofchaose
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
10 Jan 2016
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In his spare time (of which he has none, being the Best Pilot of the Resistance and everything) Poe makes a list of pick-up lines. Terrible, terrible pick-up lines.
This is actually an image, so the first chapter shows the image, but the second chapter has all the text in the image written out.
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After two years of noncommittal sex:
Remus tells Sirius that he loves him. Sirius firmly rejects him. Remus tries to move on. Sirius is not happy.
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Remus Lupin becomes king of the cockroaches, Fabian Prewett writes a book, Gilderoy Lockhart is a catfish, and Sirius Black realizes he's a fucking idiot.
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19 Apr 2025
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Scared and tired, Draco Malfoy decides to take matters into his own hands. Using a potion, he travels back in time, finds himself in his eleven year old body with all his memories from the past seventeen years. Using this knowledge, he sets out change time. His first mission: befriend Harry Potter. His second: Keep Harry from doing death defying acts. (Turns out harder than Draco had envisioned.)
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25 Mar 2016
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"Because everything's all right, isn't it?" Bucky said. "Everything's great. I'm so happy; I never thought I could be this happy. You're happy, too, aren't you, Peg?"
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Drive It Like You Stole It: A Bodyswap by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
12 Jul 2019
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Steve had gone fully red-faced with pedantic altar-boy fury. “Did your computer forget how to Google translate?” he bellowed, sticking his head up and over. Bucky yanked him down again. “What are you even trying to say?”
Bucky tried to shake the sparkles off the grenade he had been planning on lobbing over the divider. “It sounded like Latin to me,” he said reasonably, pursing his lips and frowning at the explosive. It dripped a sparkle, and a puff of purple smoke curled up where it hit the concrete.
“That’s because you spent Sunday school flirting with Sarah Cunningham,” Steve accused, bobbing back up to throw his shield and ducking back down to dodge a shining ball of blue light. “You wouldn’t know Latin if it came up and kissed you on your ugly mug.”
“I’d sure know it if Sarah Cunningham did, though.” Bucky grinned, struck by the memory. “That gal really knew what she was doing.”
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- Part 1 of The Old Codgers Greatest Hits Album