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Now Hiring: Chosen One by genderqueef
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
25 May 2025
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Sheev Palpatine had never heard of Skywalker’s Law: when everything is going according to plan, something will hurl out of left field to absolutely fuck your shit up. With all of the Sith’s meticulous designs, it was a wonder he’d yet to encounter it. Of course, there was no longer a Skywalker to embody Skywalker’s Law. Therein lay Palpatine’s Hutt-sized karmic problem.
Anakin Skywalker falls in battle and now someone needs to bring balance to the Force. Those who loved him would like a time-out to grieve. Sucks that they're in the middle of a galactic war.
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Two Bros Chilling in a Bathroom Really Close Because They are Gay by genderqueef
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel
14 May 2021
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At one point in time, all superheroes must ponder an essential question: how many buff men can fit in a plane bathroom? Sam is about to find out
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Maria vs The Jedi Cult by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 Jul 2024
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Reborn just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them.
Oh well, she had future knowledge, a tendency to be overlooked and forgotten about by the Creche Master, and the reckless abandonment of someone who knows when they die.AKA
Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.
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"How many have we lost this time?" Heero asks as Wufei stands in the doorway.
That Wufei hesitates before telling him isn't a good sign, but before Heero has to ask him again, he says, "Thirty-five dead. Another twenty are seriously wounded. At least seven are not expected to make it through the night."
Heero had sent a hundred soldiers after the Eltoo menace that is known only as Shinigami, and this was the result. "How large was his force?" he demands, clenching his hands.
Wufei's posture somehow becomes even more correct. "Reports say it was just him."
"Gather my generals," Heero tells him. "If I have to send a thousand to capture him, I will. And I do mean capture, Wufei. I want him alive."
Bowing, Wufei says, "Of course, Your Majesty."
Heero is going to make that barbarian regret ever raising a hand against Heero's troops.
When the captured Shinigami is revealed to be an omega, all of Heero's plans change.
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- Part 1 of Barbarian Duo
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there is no 'try' by itsthechocopuff
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
14 Feb 2026
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the chronological compilation of all the 'do or do not' snippets and ficlets
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When Obi-Wan dies by Anakin's hand, he expects that to be the end.
It is not.
When he opens his eyes again, all of thirteen but with forty extra years of experience, not even the dust, dread, and death on Melidaan can stand in his way. Obi-Wan had seen the worst that the galaxy had to offer twice over - he'll be damned if he lets everything happen the same way for the second time.
Enter one Jedi Master Yan Dooku, the lynchpin to so many of the galaxy's darkest turns in the future-that-was. Torn between a Master who doesn't seem to want him and a man wearing the face of the Sith who had once tortured him, Obi-Wan makes a choice.
Everything changes.
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- Part 1 of do or do not
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The Rebellion scattered after the fall of Chopper Base, only the briefest of communications keeping the smaller cells up to date with larger ones. The crew of the Ghost has spent weeks trying to meet up with Admiral Raddus’ fleet for supplies and rest…and better medical attention for some.
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The Smithsonian Guard by galerian_ash
Fandoms: Captain America - The Winter Soldier, Captain America (Movies)
10 May 2014
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Bucky makes a friend.