gemothy
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There's only so much time you can spend listening to your hot boss whining about his personal life before you tell him how you feel. Even if you have to do it through the medium of disco.
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Remember when Sam Vimes decided to stand on the roof of a train and rip his entire shirt off based on a really flimsy excuse? Vetinari does. There's a reason for that.
Originally written for the Hogswatch Fic Exchange.
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A young corporal in the Night Watch gets a timely reminder of the past and an indeterminate number of free drinks. Originally posted some months ago for a Tumblr fic prompt, but today seemed like a good time to share it here.
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Four Ankh-Morporkshiremen by gemothy for Macdicilla
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Monty Python's Flying Circus
19 Mar 2019
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Four weird old disaster bastards humblebrag about things they probably shouldn't. Based on the Monty Python 'Four Yorkshiremen' sketch.
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Two of Ankh-Morpork's finest have a chat over tea. Originally written for this prompt.
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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13 Apr 2025
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Two Guys, a Goose and a Panera Bread by Orangistae
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
15 Nov 2021
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“We’re closed!” Guillermo called as he put down the trash bags and walked through to the front of house, mentally adding, “you idiot”; it was almost eleven o’clock and the dining room was dark and empty.
“Then open up again!” the person yelled. “There’s a fucking goose attacking me!”
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Soulmate AU where one person finds a goose who leads them to the other person. The difficulty comes in not being mauled by a goose.
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16 Nov 2021
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It is a lovely day in Staten Island and you are a horrible goose
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It started with the Dwarfs. Many things do.
“The better periodicals printed celebratory articles, explanations of the new laws, and stories of newly happy couples and individuals. The Ankh-Morpork Times did a feature on Misses Hammerhead and Goodslate, now Mrs. Hammerhead-Goodslate and Mrs. Goodslate-Hammerhead, complete with an interview and full-color iconographs.
The worse periodicals printed: THE RUMOR COME OUT! Does Lord Vetinari is Gay?”
Same-gender marriage and other legal rights and protections are instituted in Ankh-Morpork!
Also, the Patrician comes out and is having a MARVELOUS time.
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A late night in the Oblong Office puts a dramatic spin on shifting relationship dynamics.... V/V slash, post-Night Watch.
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22 Sep 2017
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A character study of Havelock Vetinari from a young child up as far as Unseen Academicals. Mentions of most of the major Ankh-Morpork players, especially Vimes. Takes off from Havelock's musings on the nature of evil in Unseen Academicals.
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27 Mar 2017