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    She had never expected to become a mother. Not since she had left Vernon, anyway. She knew it was probably for the best, the fact that she never had children, especially when Lily had been good at laughing and singing and seeing the best in people and Petunia was sour and panicked and never knew what to do.

    She wasn’t Lily. That much was true. But she was all Harry had. She would have to do.

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    Petunia Evans never wanted to be involved in the wizarding war. But when her sister saves her from her terrible fiance, she begins to bake for the young soldiers of the first wizarding war. She knows nothing about what they're fighting for, but cares for witches and wizards for the sake of her sister.

    And then, when her nephew turns up on her doorstep, Lily and James dead, Petunia does all she knows how to do.

    She cares for Harry Potter as though he is her own.

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    Max knows exactly how cliché it is to be an art student with a gay crush on the barista at the coffee shop. Her secret is: she has one anyway. If Chloe Price didn't smoke, she'd be absolutely perfect.

    Chloe's secret is: she doesn't smoke. At least not in the typical sense.

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    A fine shiver of excitement works its way over Karlach’s skin, making her shoulders twitch lightly.

    She’s getting touched tonight.

    “Yeah. Hells yeah. If I manage not to melt into a puddle before then.”

    Myrilla steps into her space, crowding Karlach against the wall as her lips ghost over the line of her jaw. Fingers tighten at her hip bone, and the half-elf’s voice hisses into her ear, husky and hot. “Try not to. There are things I want to do to you that will be far more pleasurable with a physical form.”

    (Or, the extended version of the post-second upgrade scene that I couldn't get out of my head.)

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    21 Oct 2023

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    The only thing that can take Hermione's mind off of how much she loathes her repugnant Potions partner are the notes from her mysterious pen pal.

    And as for Pansy? She just wants to find a way to cast a permanent Silencio on Granger, and to reply to the charming stranger on the other end of her magical parchment.

     

    (aka the Pansmione "You've Got Mail" AU)

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    13 Jan 2023

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    Sisters, Bella and Ava move to Forks, fall in love with supernatural enemies, and have to prove that family really is everything.

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    “Earth to Bella?” I waved my hand in front of her face, and she jerked a little, looking at me with questioning eyes. Something was up, and I’d get it out of her at home, once I wasn't cold and annoyed. “Can we leave please?” I groused, looking straight ahead through the windshield.

    “Umm.. Yea.” She started the car and began backing out, before squealing to an abrupt stop, having nearly hit someone’s compact by a few inches, and throwing me against the dashboard in the process. She was paying absolutely zero attention to her surroundings. I made a quick decision, for the safety of both our lives.

    “What are you doing?” She watched me with her eyebrows raised. I opened the door to both her and my side, and jumped out, slamming my door behind me, and marched around the bed of the truck to her side.

    “Move aside. I’m driving. You’re off in the clouds or something, and I’m over it.” I knew something was seriously wrong when she complied without argument.

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    19 Mar 2019