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One accidental misadventure with an anomaly leads to Ford and Mabel lost in a Wisconsin forest during winter, far from their family or signs of civilization. If the cold and snow are not dangerous enough on their own, there is the slight matter of a local creature that lives in that forest. Nothing like being hunted by a vicious monster to induce a little Pines family bonding.
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04 Jan 2026
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ford hasn't had one nightmare free night since weirdmaggedon, and stan was never supposed to find out about it.
he did, of course.
title from "cold at night" by the mountain goats
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01 Dec 2025
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> HE’S ON THE NO FLY LIST
> this college really just hires anyone
> why did he imply fratricide in his email about cancelling class
> He really said “you know how it goes” about being on the no fly listA transcript of the class group chat from the fall semester of Dr. Stanford Pines' Physics I lecture.
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28 Oct 2025
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For thirty years, Ford drifts through the multiverse, seeking answers and—far more importantly— revenge. Home is always on his mind, but he doesn’t expect to be able to return; he just needs to tear himself through enough dimensions to destroy the demon who once gave him everything. As he runs, and as he pursues, he’s watched by a power greater than he has ever known: bureaucracy.
Or, excerpts from the Dimensional Authority’s case files on the more important Pines twin.
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Title from “Ozymandias” by Percy Bysshe Shelley.((Starlight // Statues // Sandfall is a composite series— each work can be read independently on its own. Reading the previous stories first is not required to understand this one!))
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- Part 3 of Starlight // Statues // Sandfall
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23 Oct 2025
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Pop hadn’t done Stan many favors even before kicking him out, but he did teach him the most important part of a scam: a good handshake.
Look ’em in the eye. Shake their hands firmly, like a man. Stand up straight and lie until you what you want to be true becomes true, whether it’s this watch is solid 24k gold or the Rip Off won’t give you rashes or I choose one brilliant mind a century.
(or: the Same Coin AU where Stan remembers during Weirdmageddon)
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