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she's not going to die today by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime) for a_cry_in_the_wilderness, periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Dec 2022
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Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that doesn’t tell him what his soulmate’s day has in store for them as most people do. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that only tells him one thing and only some of the time. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that sometimes disappears.
Wade Wilson doesn’t think about his soulmate mark. Wade Wilson doesn’t look at his soulmate mark (except when he does). Wade Wilson feels kind of bad for whatever dissertation writing, coffee drinking normie is on the other side of his soulmate mark.
An antagonistic SpideyPool AU that I wrote at three in the morning when I couldn't sleep. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
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05 Apr 2025
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A Particular Set of Skills by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Dec 2023
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Wade Wilson works as a mercenary for The Organization and it's absolutely as shady as it sounds. But who is he to complain when someone will pay him to do the thing that he'd be doing for free anyway? (Murder. He's talking about the murder.)
Unfortunately, Government Black Ops aren't too keen on letting Wade do what he does best without a little bit of... insurance. Every merc is assigned a handler; a comms person in their ear that feeds them intel and makes sure they don't go (too) rogue.
And Wade? Well, he was just assigned a new one.
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03 Apr 2025
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this is the life by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Dec 2021
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An up-and-coming masked hero is revealed to be a serial killer, and the public is terrified. Everyone's demanding that Spider-Man reveal his identity for their own safety, and as if that isn't enough, Deadpool is hired to make sure it happens. Peter's stressed enough as it is with work and rent and school and a new super villain cropping up — he just doesn't have time for this. He especially doesn't have time for Deadpool accosting Peter Parker, wanting Spider-Man's photographer to help track down the elusive hero.
Or:
Everything seems to be going wrong all at once. It's a miracle Peter hasn't had a breakdown.
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02 Apr 2025
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Falling into a dream by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Oct 2024
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Wade Wilson goes through an existential crisis and retires to New York. Retirement isn’t all that interesting a pastime, but luckily his new neighbor stirs things up a little by being Spider-Man. Together they become less lonely, but it’s an ugly world they live in and things are never easy for people like them.
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01 Apr 2025
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Cuddle Bugs by Stevieschrodinger
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Dec 2022
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Thumbing at the swollen glands in his wrists, seeking relief from how sore they are, Pete heads back to the bedroom. He has just enough wherewithal left in his foggy brain to remember to flick on the scent neutralizing diffusers all through the little apartment. He doesn’t produce anywhere near enough silk to operate as Spider-Man, and what he does produce is released far too slowly to be of any use...but for this, it works for this. It hurts a little, a stinging pull, the scent glands in his wrists red and puffy, exacerbated by the passing of the silk.
The nest smells so intensely of Pete, it fills the whole walk in with an overbearingly cloying scent. It's not like a normal Omega scent, not enticing, it doesn't cry out to be bred. It's a warning, tells predators that what's inside is hostile and to be avoided. Smells like danger and the promise of death.
Pete gave up fighting this instinct on his second heat. His brain is telling him that he should be making a nest, that he should want soft things, that he should want to be in bed or in a blanket fort or some other sort of nest made of familiar things that all the other, normal Omega’s want.
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01 Apr 2025