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They never planned to be the center of the fiercest competition in the paddock, but with Mercedes and Lewis taking 2021 at a canter it probably shouldn’t have been surprising that the rest of the grid would need a competitive outlet.
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Charles has never had proper piano lessons, so his technique is awful. Lewis is going to fix that. Things get off track fairly quickly.
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never felt like this before (the kind of bad that makes you feel good) by ManofMud
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
19 Oct 2025
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His tour guide - “K,” they introduce themself, “Not Katie, not Karen, not Kira. Just K.” - has a lot to say and is quick to say it, talking so fast that it’s a struggle to keep up at first, but he’s determined to try and make this work.
“- and this is the most crucial part,” they say, coming to a sudden stop back in the kitchen. The expression on his face is a serious one. “It’s super, duper, teletonic trooper important,” she says.
"Y-Yeah?” Evan asks. Glancing around, Evan shoves his hands in his pockets, his heart beating painfully fast. He’s desperate and desperately trying not to look desperate. “Name it.”
“So, it’s fine if you’re like, weird and shit,” K says, “That’s honestly kind of a must for anyone that hangs around with us, but you can’t be a creepy weirdo. Are you a creepy weirdo, Edgar?”
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Evan's Kelmp's guide to putting yourself in the friend zone and eventually stumbling back out after someone notices that you're lost, told in
sixseven parts.Series
- Part 52 of Mud Writes Mismag
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19 Feb 2026
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“Hey Max, wanna know a secret? I think you can come again.”
Or: Max isn’t aware he can come more than once; Daniel shows him he can. Also, feelings.
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01 Mar 2023
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"We found the last group but there’s twenty-seven of them. You and I both know we don’t have enough safe houses open to protect all of them, so I was wondering if you would, you know, with all the free time you have… be able to…”
The sentence and suggestion hung in the air, but Max was quick to shut it down. “No. I’m retired, Seb. The second a bullet went through my leg, I stopped being a detective,” Max asserted.
“Max, I really need help here. I’ve got an Omega recovering from a suppressant overdose in the hospital right now that has no family or friends in the country besides another Omega who was able to be taken in—as far as we know. He has to go somewhere and you’re one of the only Alphas I trust around here,” Sebastian begged softly.
His heart squeezed in his chest when he also thought about the fact that the man would be terrified when he woke up with no one he knew there. Max let out a defeated puff of air and dragged a hand down his face while closing his eyes.
“Alright,” he finally agreed.
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11 Jan 2023
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Charles thought Pierre would be his happy ending. Daniel thought his pack would never recover. Michael thought the pack would never forgive him. Mick thought he would never find the right pack.
They're all wrong.
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28 Nov 2022
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When Life Gives You Lemons, Take Them Next Door by WaitingtoBloom
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
10 May 2022
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Sebastian never knew that there were kids living next door to him at his place in England
Or that the kids wanted some of his lemons
Or that their dad was unbelievably attractiveHe finds all of this out one afternoon while relaxing in his back yard
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- Part 1 of When Life Gives You Lemons
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10 May 2022