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"What," Lae'zel says, "is that."
Her voice sounds severe—but then again, her voice always sounds severe, and at least there's no accompanying sound of a greatsword being drawn. Shadowheart lets her hand drop from the handle of her glaive and turns around.
"What's what?" She glances up and down the street, but there's nothing out of the ordinary to be seen: just another street in the Lower City, thrumming quietly with everyday activity. There's a pair of kids whacking each other with sticks—a steel-gray dragonborn hawking potions and dyes—a noblewoman with a stupid little purse dog, the two of them turning up their noses at a selection of vegetables—a drow wobbling on his feet, supported by friends who seem nearly as unsteady as he is—
"That." Weeks of journeying together mean that Lae'zel doesn't outright point at people anymore, but the tilt of her head is just as obvious. "That—creature."
OR: Team Tadpole plays a game. Lae'zel confronts the complexities of taxonomy.
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"Hey. Hey, Hollander."
Shane sighs, drains the last sip of his beer, and turns towards the voice.
"You mind if I ask you a question?"
Can I fucking stop you?
OR: Shane Hollander meets a Boston Raiders fan. The conversation doesn't go quite how he expects.
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hear the wrong and see the right by etben for serakit
Fandoms: Mairelon the Magician - Patricia Wrede
18 Dec 2024
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Richard Merrill has a conversation with his mother.
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it doesn't hurt; there's nothing to it by etben for marginaliana
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Dimension 20: A Court of Fey and Flowers
18 Dec 2023
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"I mean, I'm not an innocent," Hob says, bristling against an attack Rue has no plan to aim at him. "But affairs among the Goblin Court, as you can perhaps imagine, are somewhat—rough and ready." His nose wrinkles.
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How To Talk To Your Child About Superheroes by etben
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
11 Jun 2023
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Peter B. Parker has traveled across the Spider-Verse, but is he ready for...the blogosphere?
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The Room(s) Where It Happened by ahurston, blueink3, DelilahMcMuffin, didipickles, Distractivate, Elswherefumbling, etben, FormerlyEmu, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang), ladyflowdi, missgeevious, RhetoricalQuestions, samwhambam, sonlali, sullymygoodname, thingswithwings, unfolded73, WellSchitt
Fandom Schitt's Creek
02 Mar 2020
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The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:
"Is it a little weird that - "
"It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."This is what happened there.
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you, plural.
or: Svetlana has Ilya, and then she does not.
Bookmarked by etben
18 Feb 2026
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Til They Retire Your Number by technicallyverycowboy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Dec 2025
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They lapse back into a comfortable silence. Shane looks at Ilya as he is and thinks about Ilya as he was at seventeen, smoking in the back of a Saskatchewan parking lot. The image is almost unbearably tender for Shane, where his own seventeen year old thrill at seeing Ilya Rozanov meets all the things Shane knows about that lonely boy now.
Shane thinks: Do you love number 81 more than you love this man?
"Hey," Ilya says, brushing his knuckles over Shane's cheek. "Whatever I do, I will be there when you come home."
Ilya decides to retire. Shane is very normal about it.
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18 Feb 2026
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Ilya has some fun ideas about how to show Shane exactly how good he looks getting fucked.
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“Is Polaroid,” Ilya clarifies. “No files, no sharing… very private.”
Hollander swallows, stares a beat longer, and then aggressively doesn’t look anywhere near the camera or Ilya. “Okay. So?”
Ilya thinks, it’s always this. Hollander feints towards something he wants, and Ilya gets it for him, and he offers it up like a toy for a cat. Not too needy, not too blasé, he must twitch it at just the right pace. Here, kitty kitty.
“I would like to take some, see how you look,” Ilya offers oh so casually. “It’s just for fun. You can keep all of them, after. Put them through the shredder. I don’t care.” He cares. The things he’d do to keep one of those photos.
Hollander wets his lips, glances back at the camera, flushes. Then the pounce: “You can leave it on the nightstand.”
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16 Feb 2026
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“Oh, so is my fault I am big strong top with giant Russian dick and all little bitch boys want to bend over for me? No one cares about my prostate?”
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16 Feb 2026
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We won’t release a statement right away, someone from the front office said, but if you’re missing a couple games there’s going to be questions. What are we going to call it? A family emergency?
Ilya had almost laughed. What emergency? His father is already fucking dead.
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16 Feb 2026