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Bitchings at Birkbeck (No, you can't have a razor.) by esotericvanity for Mssmithlove, SailorChibi, Linpatootie, BeautifulFiction
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
14 Apr 2017
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Yet here he is, stuck in Uni, promptly going to waste away for four years and quite possibly contract stupidity—the disease is relatively rare in his blood line but he’s taking no chances-- all because he’s not capable of making realistic decisions.
So here he lies, in his dorm room shower and counting Aspergillus mold spots (Aspergillius, causation of many a sever lung infection, he muses bitterly, inhaling another lungful of soothing poison and tilting his nose to the ceiling) on the tiny, yellowing ceiling—no longer the pristine white the university prided its students for being akin to in colour—and determining how long it’ll have to fester until maintenance gives a shit and cleans it after his pretty-boy rugby roommate alerts them of the health hazard.
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John Watson works for one of the most notorious gangs in London: Fallen Soldiers; known for it's cold blooded killings, money, and cunning. But what happens when John meets the brilliant Sherlock Holmes in a rather... unorthodox manner? Constantly at war and growing weary of fighting a losing battle, Lestrade seeks out assistance from some of the most equipt and sharp minds in London. What will they do when a much more menacing threat arises?
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“I was a doctor.”
“And a soldier. You never leave your home without a gun in you back-pocket for god’s sake.”
Scowling and damning Sherlock’s flawless but maddening deduction skills would get him nowhere. This he knew all too well. But he’d already made up his mind. He was right after all.
“So you want me to accompany you so I can guess the trajectory of the bullet by looking through a hole in our poor mayor’s head?”
Now smiling and looking pleased, Sherlock made to don the coat hanging by the door. “Precisely. Clever one aren’t you? Only took you fourteen minutes.”
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Sherlock was just so bored.
But no matter. They would be reunited in due course.
Besides, John was no doubt still cross with him. Perhaps this ludicrously long wait was necessary. Let him cool down.
All the better to recite his worthless opening statement.
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"Do you want to go somewhere?"
Sherlock stopped, he didn't know why but he began to feel...upset. He quickly shook the feeling off. One couldn’t tell of his internal struggle, he only blinked, so he needn’t worry. But why would he possibly be upset? He was merely catching a quick shag, as was John. They were only upholding false fronts in effort to attract one another and obtain what they wanted.
The feeling increased for reasons he refused to look into, and so he ignored it.
"Any place you had in mind?"
John smirked and continued looking ahead. "Yes, yes I do actually."