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    When Henry agreed to come with Alex to June and Nora’s for a party, he’d considered a million possibilities. Alex wandering off with someone and leaving Henry to fend for himself; June bringing out vodka jello shots (again) to try and get Henry to open up. Karaoke. A house full of strangers celebrating the New Year. Basically, the norm.

    What he did not expect, however, was for June and Nora to decide that it was far too late, and Alex and Henry were far too drunk to go home when everyone else left at 3am.

    Henry did not account for the singular guest room.

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    or, there was only one bed.

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    18 May 2024

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    How do you manage to make the "there was only one bed" trope so FUCKING POETIC??? HELP???

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    He dials the number and puts the phone to his ear, nibbling on his lower lip as it rings steadily.

    “Alex here, how can I help?”

    Henry freezes, the phone still pressed to his ear at the familiar voice.

    “Uh…hello? Anyone there?”

    Henry’s hands shake as he hangs up the phone, tossing it into the dirt beside his parsnip seed. All he can think of as he stares at the darkened screen a few feet away is - stupid bloody tank top.

    Henry doesn't expect much when his grandmother dies; perhaps her cabin in Vail or her collection of antique teacups that he always had his eye on. Instead, he finds himself the sole owner of his late grandfather's farm, hidden away in a small town in the middle of nowhere.

    Determined to make something of himself, he decides to settle down there, do up his grandfather's house and do something with his life rather than just hide away like he always has.

    He will keep his head down, not make waves, and get the job done.

    A very sexy handyman is determined to make this very difficult.

    A Stardew Valley AU

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    03 May 2024

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    WHOOP

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    Henry opens his eyes, slams his thumb on the answer button and waits to hear Alex’s voice for the first time in three months, excluding the numerous interviews he’s watched of him. Only, he’s met with silence; the quiet echo of soft breathing stretching out between the ocean that separates them.

    He bites his bottom lip. “Alex?”

    There’s a soft inhale.

    “No.”

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    or, there's been an accident.

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    27 Apr 2024

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    SOBBING

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    Henry laughs, wiggling his fingers as he reaches for the bottle before taking a sip of his own, “Fine. Never have I ever…been walked in on during sex.”

    Alex shakes his head with a shudder, “I’ve walked in on too many people. Door stays locked.”

    “Wise man.”

    Alex taps his fingers against his chin, pursing his lips. His expression falters for a moment, eyes shooting over to glance at Henry before returning to stare out the window, “Never have I ever…had sex in a treehouse.”

    Neither of them drink.

    “Huh.” Alex says, eyes unreadable, “Do you want to?”

    Henry has made many mistakes in life - most notably allowing Pez to talk him into an ill-advised keg stand that made him vomit all over his shirt - but he can’t bring himself to regret sleeping with Alex Claremont Diaz, campus' most renowned player.

    Until Alex gets it into his head that he wants seconds, and Henry isn’t strong enough to not get feelings, so he does what he does best. He pushes him away.

    But Alex isn’t one to give up easily.

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    26 Apr 2024

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    WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    "Can you teach me?" His voice is smaller than he would like, timid almost but he can't help it. He remembers the stories of bandits, how they prey on weakness in an instant. Despite his grandmother's shrieked warnings blaring in his mind like alarm bells, he doesn't feel that from the man standing before him.

    "Teach you what, sweetheart?" Alex drawls in that honeyed tone only used when they're alone, raising his flask to his lips and taking a long swig.

    "How to fuck?"

    Alex's resounding splutter echoes throughout the canyon, making an owl screech and fly away from its perch while Henry can only stare at the sharp line of his jaw.

    Henry Fox has resolved himself to live a quiet life, forever firmly held under his grandmother's thumb, never able to spread his wings and flourish; and he is fine with this.

    Yet, when their home is ransacked by bandits he finds himself at the forefront of the massacre, faced with whiskey-coloured eyes and a smooth timbre, warming him from the inside out when he has always felt like ice. So, of course, he does the only logical thing a human can do in this situation.

    He offers himself up for ransom.

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    13 Apr 2024

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    WAHHHH COWBOYSSS S