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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Lando and Han can't get divorced. For tax reasons.

    (I don't know anything about the Star Wars and would like to personally apologize to anyone who served.)

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    17 Feb 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    A brutal carta enforcer wakes up to a marked hand and a lot of Chantry folks offering him power and influence. And the world finds itself forced to choose which is the lesser evil.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Crowley never meant for the boy to use it.

    He didn’t. He didn’t. But it’s one of those things humans do, isn’t it? Scribble your number out when you’re leaving, fold the scrap of paper in on itself until the creases are darker than the ink, and, eventually, forget what that particular number was for, and who the person was, and why the number came to you in the first place.

    It’s unfortunate that Warlock is a child.

    And children, as Crowley well knows, don’t do the same things their adult counterparts do.

    (It’s half the reason for the averted apocalypse, after all.)

    ...

    [In which Warlock believes he’s the Chosen One, a la Harry Potter, and his nanny and gardener were protectors who chose to leave him behind.]

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “So. Like old times, then?” Nicky rises to his feet, and helps Joe up as well.

    Joe smiles at him, grim and cold. “The full distance, darling.”

    [Joe and Nicky escape the van, blow things up, kiss, and save their family. In that order.]

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    16 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    joe, covered in blood: nicky can you break out of the van?
    nicky, also covered in blood: sure one sec lemme just *dislocates his thumbs*

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    What Slade didn't expect upon opening his front door: a nine-year-old with a handful of crumpled bills, wanting to hire him to avenge the murder of his parents.

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    09 Feb 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 2

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    The surface of the strange mirror before Ciri twists nebulously.

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    09 Feb 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 35

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    Geralt goes through a portal in an elven ruin in Toussaint, and comes out in Ferelden.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    His voice was a small thing when he managed to make it work. “…Buir?”

    Rex took another step back, only to step forward again when Boba wavered on his feet, staring up at him looking so hopeful and open and young Rex thought he might throw up.

     “Sorry kid.” Rex reached up and pushed his hood back, revealing his face in the low light spilling out from the Cantina. “I’m not your dad.”

     

     

    [Two years after the fall of the republic, Rex sees a familiar face in a crowd.]

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Now that Carol’s been back with Maria and Monica for over a month, Maria gently suggests that they tell her parents she’s alive.

    Not Carol’s parents, Maria’s.

    She has been easing Carol into the life she can’t remember, but Monica had dropped on day 1 that her real family is the Rambeaus.

    (Can be read standalone from series; canon-compliant long domesticity)

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Defeated once again, Namor slunk back and let the princess drag him. The two made for an odd spectacle, Shuri limping ahead, one hand wrapped around the muscled leg of the Feathered-Serpent God as he lay back, seemingly resigned to his fate.

    How Namor might have made it back to the water after his final battle with Shuri.

    EDIT: we got fan   art for this!

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    07 Feb 2026

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    “Jesus Christ, Steph,” Tim sighed in frustration and raked a hand through his hair. “You care more about me not telling you there was an elephant than about the fact that there was a rampaging elephant. You only care about my problems when you can make them about you.”

    Coming out isn't always sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes, break-ups should hurt, at least a little.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    “Merlin doesn’t lie to me,” says Arthur, clear and even. “There is no doubt—”

    “Of course I lie to you,” says Merlin, choosing this terrible, horrible moment to become lucid. “I’ve been lying to you since we met.”

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    03 Feb 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 7

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    Before the Blight, Lothering was a peaceful little country town, a perfect place for an apostate to raise their daughter.

    But even peaceful woods have their own dangers.

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    02 Feb 2026

  15. Rec 39

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    Karlach decides to help Wyll with his insecurity about his new devil body by taking him to a tiefling massage parlor.

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    01 Feb 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 2

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    Amell and Surana are the closest of friends, tied together since they were children taken to the circle. Expecting to enter magehood together, Amell is distraught to discover there's another course planned for both their lives.

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    01 Feb 2026

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  17. Rec 51

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    Magister Alexius, awaiting his trial, strikes up a conversation with one recently captured prisoner. Grey skinned and red-eyed, this abomination surely faces death at the hands of the Inquisitor just as he does.

    Resigned to his fate, Alexius finds comfort only in the thought that he will not live long enough to see his son die. Magister Briesis of House Telvanni takes even that from him.

    Stripped of his magic and hunted down by the Inquisition, he leads his fellow prisoner to Tevinter, one thing on his mind: curing his son of the Blight.

    Or: In which one would-be Nerevarine drags an old man on the worst adventure of his life.

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    31 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    you just know the magisterium wishes they were house telvanni

  18. Rec 9

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    Energy cannot be created or or destroyed. It can only be transformed. Or: another way of thinking about the problem of Elsa and Rapunzel. Elsa + Rapunzel centric featuring angst, dark!fic themes, a smidgen of Latin and SCIENCE.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    "According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.” - Plato.

    - or/ when Percy dies in battle, Annabeth feels every second of it, and even when it's over, the wound on her stomach only gets worse. That's when she figures out some myths are true, and decides to get him back. Because even Fate can be persuaded, right?

    COMPLETED 29TH SEPT '20.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    From a kinkmeme prompt: Finn is actually a very well-trained soldier. Somehow this has not really been made clear to the Resistance...and then someone attacks the General.

    Finn's not having with that.

    Beta by my Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw.

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    28 Jan 2026

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