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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    One offhand “firehose” comment and Eddie suddenly has a hypothesis to test.
    Buck exceeds expectations, twice, and still tucks him into clean sheets afterward.
    In the morning: Hen’s knowing grin, Bobby’s clipboard, Chim on the phone to Maddie, and two idiots trying not to smile.

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    14 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    It hits Buck in the Costco frozen pizza aisle on a Wednesday morning in the middle of October.
    I wanna hold his hand, Buck thinks, followed immediately by What the fuck?, and punctuated with a No, seriously, what the fuck was that?
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    or: Buck realizes he's in love with Eddie, promptly crashes out about it, cries about it, and then fucks Eddie nasty and tender about it, in that order

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    13 Feb 2026

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    "Okay," Eddie says, shaking his head like he's throwing off the laughter. "Touch my ass."

    "What?"

    "The only way for us to face this is to jump in. So, touch my ass."

    Buck untangles his arms from around Eddie. "I think the mood's gone."

    "Oh, c'mon," Eddie whines. "I promise I won't laugh."

    "I don't want to do it anymore."

    That earns him a raised eyebrow. "You don't want to touch my ass?"

    "Eddie—"

    "Just touch my ass."

    "Stop saying ass."

    "Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass—"

    Side effects may include laughter during sex, moody teens, competitive streaks a mile wide, and the ability to (somewhat) effectively communicate.

    or...Finally together, Buck and Eddie navigate their developing relationship. Eddie’s laughter at the thought of sex and Chris’s passive aggressive mixed signals don’t help a spiraling Buck’s mourning of an imagined loss of friendship. Meanwhile, Eddie comes to terms with his identity and it means for him. Featuring too much information shared during wine nights, zoo trips with a gaggle of kids, and an exhausted Ravi.

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    11 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    It happens so suddenly that Buck can hardly keep up.
    He's working on making Sim Christopher study when, in the corner of the screen, a purple box pops up. It's replaced by an almost identical one right after.
    "Buck and Eddie are both having their very First Kiss!"
    And, of course, right there, on his very own screen, Sim Eddie is kissing Sim Buck.
    Face flushed, Buck slams his laptop shut.

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    Buck discovers The Sims 4. He's not NOT weird about it...

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    06 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    “Can I be a little brash?”

    He swallows, nervous. “Shoot.”

    In a move he will shortly regret, he lifts his beer and takes the final sip of his drink.

    “Eddie, I’d like to go home with you. You’re the hottest guy I’ve seen this entire night, and my lovely lesbians have abandoned me.”

    He blinks, stunned. The final sip of his beer stalls halfway to his mouth.

    “And I gotta be honest … I’ve never really felt like three is a crowd, you know? So, if your friend is of that … persuasion, I wouldn’t mind the extra company.”

    Eddie chokes, coughing hard enough to draw a few looks. Then, recovering semi-quickly, he stammers out, “Uh– ha. Well. I– I don’t think he’d– I don’t know if it’s his speed– or, uh–”

    “We can ask!”

    or how to only kind of have a threesome.
    (a very late day 3 of 9-1-1 Who's Your Valentine)

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    05 Feb 2026