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look at me by tagteamme for tobiyooo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jun 2024
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Luo Binghe is jealous of the attention Shen Qingqiu's showing other demons. In Shen Qingqiu's defence, they look really fucking cool.
“We cannot leave our guests,” Shen Qingqiu starts. Quicker than he can comprehend it, Shen Qingqiu is flipped around, and immediately pressed against the wall once more.
Normally, Shen Qingqiu finds Luo Binghe’s jealousy cute, but this time it punches the breath out of his lungs. Luo Binghe looks down at Shen Qingqiu, thick lashes lending to the lethal look in his eyes.
“Of course,” Luo Binghe murmurs, reaching forward and running a knuckle alongside Shen Qingqiu’s cheek. Shen Qingqiu is so used to Luo Binghe’s extortionate expressions that when he turns something smoother, darker towards Shen Qingqiu, he’s at a loss for words. “We would not want to displease them.”
“Now hold on—”
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22 Feb 2026
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“We cannot leave our guests,” Shen Qingqiu starts and immediately, almost recklessly, Luo Binghe pulls out. Quicker than he can comprehend it, Shen Qingqiu is flipped around, and immediately pressed against the wall once more.
Normally, Shen Qingqiu finds Luo Binghe’s jealousy cute, but this time it punches the breath out of his lungs. Luo Binghe looks down at Shen Qingqiu, thick lashes lending to the lethal look in his eyes.
“Of course,” Luo Binghe murmurs, reaching forward and running a knuckle alongside Shen Qingqiu’s cheek. Shen Qingqiu is so used to Luo Binghe’s extortionate expressions that when he turns something smoother, darker towards Shen Qingqiu, he’s at a loss for words. “We would not want to displease them.”
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[Podfic] of "and judgment is just like a cup that we share" by Kieron_ODuibhir by kitsuneden (kitsunealyc)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Feb 2026
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The blob finished rotating into place in a way that wasn’t quite compatible with geometry as Shen Qingqiu understood it, and cleared a throat it didn’t seem to have.
“Greetings,” it said, somehow clearly addressing him in particular more than the room as a whole despite its total lack of features other than blueness and translucency. “I’m here on behalf of the Hyper-Celestial Peace and Order Enforcement Bureau. Crime scene secure, proceeding to interviews. Beginning with Subject One: You are Shen Qingqiu, formerly Shen Yuan, also known as Peerless Cucumber?”
Podfic of and judgment is just like a cup that we share by Kieron_ODuibhir.
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02 Feb 2026
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At first seems like a crack fic about a space cop arresting The System. Becomes a teary discussion about consent.
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Invader Zim AU: Dib Membrane came to Foodcourtia in search of adventure and delicious snacks. He found adventure in the form of a tiny frycook named Zim (and he found snacks in the form of Vort Dogs). Together, they break Zim out of Foodcourtia and strike a deal to get themselves back from the outskirts of Irken-known space. The only problem: Zim's hiding something, and Dib's too lovestruck to care.
(CURRENTLY BEING RE-RECORDED)
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16 Feb 2026
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pricked by a needle drawing thread by nyoomerr for ZepysGirl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2025
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Luo Binghe's efforts to pinpoint and travel to the 'nice' Shen Qingqiu's soul don't go according to plan, which is a slightly nicer way of saying that they fail miserably and only end up spitting him out in front of some unimpressive, irritating flower spirit that he'd apparently married a decade ago and promptly forgotten about. Oops.
Even worse, Luo Binghe is struck by a curse that forces him to share a telepathic bond with this little spirit until they learn how to get along. Double oops.
...Actually, doesn't this 'Shen Yuan' seem a bit familiar...?
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07 Feb 2026
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“Name,” Luo Binghe repeats slowly, “and intentions, or this Lord will assume your intentions are simply to die by my hand.”
The cultivator blinks again, hurriedly pushing his glasses back up on his face as he recollects himself. His brows furrow and lips thin in a sort of unease, taking a half step away from Luo Binghe and watching him carefully.
“You don’t know?” He asks, and Luo Binghe matches the half step back the cultivator had taken with a full one of his own, drawing up closer to him. The man glances at Xin Mo, then back at Luo Binghe, his expression increasingly irritated. “You really - you really don’t know?”
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“This Lord does not,” Luo Binghe confirms, giving up trying to figure out who the person is. “So enlighten me.”
The cultivator draws themselves up, their eyes narrowing. “I’d thought Lord Luo would be above such cruel carelessness as forgetting his wives,” they snap, and Luo Binghe frowns.
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and judgment is just like a cup that we share by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jan 2022
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The blob finished rotating into place in a way that wasn’t quite compatible with geometry as Shen Qingqiu understood it, and cleared a throat it didn’t seem to have.
“Greetings,” it said, somehow clearly addressing him in particular more than the room as a whole despite its total lack of features other than blueness and translucency. “I’m here on behalf of the Hyper-Celestial Peace and Order Enforcement Bureau. Crime scene secure, proceeding to interviews. Beginning with Subject One: You are Shen Qingqiu, formerly Shen Yuan, also known as Peerless Cucumber?”
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03 Feb 2026