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  1. Summary

    A non-RPF polyHermits season 11 AU that came to me while I was catching up on Grian's HC s10 while eating a peach pie. It is HEAVILY based in smut, as that is my favorite thing to write, but does also incorporate fluff, (currently) light angst, worldbuilding, and character exploration. Updates come as I get and write ideas between writer's block, college, and my summer job.

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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    “You’re not okay,” Grian said, spotting the dark stain on the sleeve. Blood. He grabbed the guy’s arm to steady him. The fabric was soaked, warm and sticky, dripping slowly. Grian’s stomach twisted. “What the hell happened to you?”

    The man swayed, knees buckling. “Whoa, easy!” Grian caught him under the arms, he was heavy as a sack of iron, and slung the stranger’s arm over his shoulders. Half-dragging, half-carrying, he hauled him toward the workshop. The man didn’t resist, just leaned in, breathing raggedly.

     

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    Grian tried to be a good person and help out a seemingly drunk man, and somehow ended up in a spaceship in love with aliens who lowkey want to fuck him… he’s not sure either man…

    ALIEN HERMITS X HUMAN GRIAN HEREM KISS ME

     

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    28 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very excited to see where this goes :]

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Frustrated and hungry after being so rudely denied the human blood he craved, Scott decides to take up Ren on his offer to have tea together. This human would do just as well as any other, and perhaps he could feed a different hunger as well...

    Contains spoilers for up to episode 2 of Vampires SMP!

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    28 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I ❤️ Ren being submissive and breedable god I need to write him getting dicked down (and also pegged) more often

  3. Public Bookmark 90

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    “Listen” L whispers against his neck and Light has to fight a shiver.
    A fake moan echoes around them and L shakes his head slightly, hair tickling Light’s neck.
    “That’s not how people sound when they’re turned on, Light” he whispers, voice deep against Light’s skin, deeper in Light’s brain where the sound lingers, weaving a path of melted braincells.
    L is a man on a mission, a man with a purpose. He’s fucking unbearable.

     

    Light is a brilliant director who doesn't make mistakes, but he can't seem to shake this annoying editor's insistence that there's something wrong with the sex scene of his latest film.
    A “death note characters in the film industry AU” that is mostly just an excuse for smut

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    25 Jun 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I LOST YOU ONCE I’M NOT LOSING YOU AGAIN MF

    edit: to clarify, one day i randomly remembered reading this fic but couldnt remember the name or any of the tags. i spent at least three hours combing through my reading history and nearly convinced myself this fic was just straight up deleted. this bookmark is a reminder to myself of how absolutely insane i am the the deranged efforts i will go to solely to confirm im not crazy in this one specific regard

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    Unfortunately, Reynauld and Dismas find themselves separated from the team in their latest quest. Tragically, they're cornered by encroaching enemy forces. Sadly, this forces them to take shelter in a very small, closely confined, incredibly intimate cupboard barely big enough for the two of them. Regrettably, this results in plenty of gratuitous skin-to-skin contact. And perhaps most disastrously of all: it'll be a nice, long while before their teammates come to find them.

    Read on to find out how our brave heroes could possibly cope with this terrible series of events.

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    20 Jul 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    Hank Anderson hosts a meeting with some of Detroit's most prominent individuals, including activists, CEOs, and senators. One of his employees, Connor—who's all dolled up in lacy lingerie—takes care of their needs while they chat.

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    06 Dec 2023