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it's not gay if you don't touch my ass ... unless? by azunshi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Feb 2024
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"I want to have sex with you, Yuan-ge."
The words cut right through the pleasant haze fogging Shen Yuan's brain, yanking him back to the present. He sucks in a breath before pushing Luo Binghe away, breaking their practice make-out session. "W-what?"
Luo Binghe leans down, lips brushing Shen Yuan's ear as he whispers, "I want to have sex with Yuan-ge."
Shen Yuan ignores the mutinous twitch of his dick in his shorts.
Shen Yuan really wants to help his roommate out without compromising his heterosexual integrity. Luckily, there's a simple solution to help Luo Binghe out that won't involve his roommate touching his ass! Directly, at least.
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24 Oct 2025
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"Miguchi-san," she says, "I cannot pretend to understand the technicalities of what my son has achieved, or brought upon the world. So you must excuse my ideas if they seem foolish to you. You are conversant with all the particulars; I can only speak of what I know. Akira was never 'Sai', and he did not create 'Sai'. 'Sai' existed, and Akira found him – it. He accomplished what his father could not.
"Perhaps he believed that if he succeeded, he would be able to meet Shindou-san again."
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08 Sep 2025
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Today is as good a day as any for Jean to get dismissed for, like, ever.
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03 Sep 2025
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I (immortal, M) think I might be developing feelings for my roommate (27M). Help!!! by kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2020
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Shen Qingqiu's /r/relationships post.
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12 May 2025
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the rise and fall of @peerlesscucumber by Allpiesforourown
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2024
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[🥒] STOP ASKING TO SEE MY “CUCUMBER”
For the final time, I picked this username as a joke and I thought I’d be able to change it later! I can’t make a new account because I’ve bought all the limited time chapters here and they can’t be transferred![🎲] wow, that is incredibly fucked up. You don’t deserve this kind of harassment. Don’t worry cucumber bro, i’ve got your back. Send me your dickpics and i’ll keep them safe for you
/an insight into Shen Yuan's forum history
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- Part 3 of bingy's self-insertverse
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11 May 2025
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if you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Nov 2023
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After being turned away by the nice Shizun of that other world, Luo Binghe finds himself in the modern world where he can find a new nice Shizun for himself. Instead, he finds Shen Yuan, who could not possibly be who he's searching for - he's crass, and inelegant, and looks only vaguely related to Shen Qingqiu.
Luckily for both of them, Shen Yuan mistakes Luo Binghe as a cosplayer for hire, and asks to rent him out as his very normal new boyfriend.
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10 May 2025
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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: On My Time as a Student Under Shen Qingqiu by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2024
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On the desk in between Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu was a printout of the email. Shen Qingqiu refused to look at it. If he tried very hard, he could pretend it wasn’t there. When the email had hit his inbox this morning, Shen Qingqiu had read it and reread enough to have it memorized, as he tried to comprehend the meaning of these words arranged in this order. The second that comprehension dawned upon him, he’d deleted the email then promptly tried to forget everything about it.
He wasn’t being very successful on that front.
The message, written with the extraordinary eloquence that Shen Qingqiu knew Luo Binghe was capable of, had been sent en masse to the entire faculty and student body. It stated two main points. Firstly, that Luo Binghe attested that Shen Qingqiu had never slept with, assaulted, molested, groomed, or was in any way inappropriate to him during his time at Cang Qiong Academy (thanks for the endorsement, Binghe!!). Secondly, that Luo Binghe was announcing this because he intended to marry Shen Qingqiu and did not want even the whisper of false impropriety to stain his Shizun’s name.
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- Part 2 of author's favorites
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10 May 2025
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The Right Season by chelicerata
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Sep 2021
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Tony likes the beach. He likes it just fine. Of course, normally his beach experience involves drinking cocktails in a deck chair while some half-naked pretty young thing cuddles up to him and asks for a sunscreen reapplication.
“Ah, crap, I should probably put on more sunscreen,” Peter says, touching his nose with a wince. “Can you grab it for me?”
Tony might be going to hell.
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18 Jan 2025
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Thousand Gold Come-And-Go Stew by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2022
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When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him.
It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?
Xie Lian has a plan.
“Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”
His voice caught.
“I mean, to—”
Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.
“As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—”- Language:
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16 Nov 2024
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No Reservations: Narnia by Edonohana for innocentsmith
Fandoms: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations RPF, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis
03 Dec 2010
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I’m crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table.
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16 Nov 2024
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Incubus by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2024
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It took Shen Yuan a full week to realize he'd transmigrated into PIDW.
In his defense, he'd woken up to a sky filled with blood rain, raging walls of hellfire, and a shadowy thing trying to take a bite out of his leg. He'd had to hit the ground running (literally, because that shadow thing had been hungry and fast) and hadn't had much time to take in his surroundings.
Luckily he was fast in this life. His strange new set of goat-like legs seemed to help with that.
In which Shen Yuan transmigrates as an incubus, and everyone realizes it but him.
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14 Nov 2024
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To Conquer an Emperor by zarasu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2024
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Transmigrating into the stallion novel he hates most is bad enough, but why did it have to be into the body of one of the protagonist's wives? Shen Yuan spends exactly two months dealing with harem intrigues, sullen maids and his husband utterly ignoring him before he decides to go on an extended holiday. Very extended. Surely no one will care if he just forgets about being married and becomes a cultivator, right?
(In which Luo Binghe goes on a quest to bring his errant husband home and Shen Yuan takes him on an adventure instead.)
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Fully illustrated by @_sunshine_dies_- Language:
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19 Oct 2024
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A mushroom a day by Wolven_Spirits
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Feb 2021
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Luo Binghe stumbles upon a tiny mushroom spirit in the Abyss.
T-Too cute...
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05 Oct 2024
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Because words were magic, because they only would come out when they had the right feel and sound, he couldn’t say simple things like: Dad, leave Harry alone for once or Hey, Amy, do you fancy coming out to dinner with me?
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06 Aug 2024
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The Grand Unified Theory of Shěn Qīngqiū by 00janeblonde
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jan 2026
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11 Jul 2024
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Favoritism Series by theproblematique
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
27 Jul 2022
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30 Jun 2024
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Genos apologized at the end of the fight, like he always did when Saitama had to help him stand or gather his parts or just flat out carry what was left of him. But it bothered Saitama that Genos was apologizing for failing to defeat the monster, rather than failing to keep himself unharmed.
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“Starting today, you’ll be wearing shirts with a little pocket on the front.”
“Is there something special about shirt pockets, sensei? Do you believe they were a part of the secret to your strength?”
“Nope. But they’ll be a part of yours.”
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PART ONE:
During an investigation of a gruesome crime scene, Jack Crawford makes a startling discovery: a young, frightened boy, covered in blood and refusing to make eye contact. Too traumatized to even speak of the things he’s seen, there are no matches to existing missing children report. Just as he’s about to be turned over to child services, Doctor Hannibal Lecter selflessly decides to take him into his care. His motives well hidden from the FBI behind the facade of a concerned psychiatrist, he’s curious about the boy and obsessed with discovering the secret buried deep in his subconscious.But as the years pass and Will grows into a young man, Hannibal begins to suspect he’s less innocent than he pretends to be. And Will’s secrets aren’t the only ones in danger of coming to the surface.
Part 1 of a 3 part series.
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- Part 1 of Baby Teeth
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08 Mar 2024
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Palimpsest by Azzandra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Nov 2023
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Yue Qingyuan has one giant blindspot as a sect leader, and that's Shen Qingqiu.
But now a curse has made him forget Shen Qingqiu, and that changes some things.
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23 Dec 2023
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The Boy-Who-Lived is dead and the world has rolled on without him. Voldemort's victory over magical Great Britain is complete, but traces of the war linger on.
Ten years later, Harry Potter is just trying to survive each day as it comes. He knows the rules; he keeps his head down and he does his best to blend in with the muggles. He keeps his magic locked up tight and doesn't stay in the same place for too long.
Harry's not trying to win a war, he's just trying to escape it.
Magic rolled over him, a crackle of heat sliding over his skin and the tinny taste of metal and juniper coating the back of his mouth. It was a crushingly familiar weight, pinning him in place with an iron hand that made a small voice in the back of his head begin to scream, setting his skin prickling and crawling. Seclusion wards, Harry thought, automatic and numb. Walls raised to keep prey in and competing predators out.