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In third year, Hermione Granger punches Draco Malfoy.
He retaliates by stealing her first kiss.
Somehow it doesn't end there.
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26 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy has no idea why he's 12 years older, battling an inexplicable headache, and stuck spending the day with Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.
He's definitely going to figure it out though!
Once he finds his wand…
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A 13 Going On 30 x The Hangover inspired fic.
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26 Feb 2026
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Hand drifting down to her abdomen, she knew. When she was younger, she’d known that there was something different about her. About her abilities. Her certainty had been palpable, and was only confirmed when Professor McGonagall had shown up on her doorstep with that fateful letter in hand. And now, just over ten years later, she felt that same sense of certainty again.
She was pregnant.And it all because she’d gone and had a one night stand with the worst person in the world… Draco Malfoy.
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26 Feb 2026
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“What exactly are your intentions with my son?”
She straightens, ready with an answer for this one. “To take him to Muggle London on a date.”
A first date. Oh god, this is only a first date.
His eyes somehow grow colder. “I expect him home by 11 o'clock sharp.” He gives her a shrewd look. “And I do hope you'll conduct yourself with some sense of propriety, I know how liberated you modern witches are.”
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What's a first date without an overprotective father to interrogate... I mean... ensure that a suitor's intentions are pure?
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19 Feb 2026
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Five years after the Second Wizarding War, Hermione works for the Ministry and her new project is strongly supported by none other than Lucius Malfoy and his wife Narcissa. When Draco comes back to England after a prolonged stay in France, her life becomes even more complicated.
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17 Feb 2026