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Fake Maes AU by dreamwaffles, icewhisper, MirandaTam, TooManyBooksToRead
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
11 Feb 2020
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Hughes went to work that morning, but it wasn't him that came home.
AKA the "Envy masquerading as Maes" AU that is going to kill all of us.
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Assistive Reproductive Technology by pallas_rose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 May 2022
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Untold numbers of idiots were obsessed with Proud Immortal Demon Way; Shen Qingqiu, née Yuan, felt sometimes she had flamed or been flamed by most of them. But who among them could bring the level of detailed analysis and exacting recall for each and every gem, lizard, shrub or dust cloud that fucked with (or forced fucking from) her Luo Binghe?
Very few, she knew. She wasn't called Peerless Melons only because of the fruity bounty she brought to a V-neck.
However, she would bet anything that she was the only one ready for THIS challenge.
Shen Qingqiu tightened the buckle on the leather straps spanning her hips. She checked the lie of the carved wooden strap-on and the security of its... accessories.
Shen Yuan was a fujoshi. She had prepared her whole life for this.
Bookmarked by dreamwaffles
29 Dec 2025
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fem!Shen Yuan does her best but her best is SUPER DERANGED (and I adore her for it)
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10 years into their marriage, Shen Zhao’er notices her husband has grown distracted. Her doctor’s instincts send her on a search for a diagnosis for Ji Heng’s ailment…but she may end up being the one who is cured.
The idea struck Zhao’er and it was so simple she should have thought of it from the start. “Then...while the children are away, what if I was Tian Qi again?”
Ji Heng’s hands jerked in hers, his body tensed before her, and rather than dissuade her, it made her ever more certain she’d found the mark, a physician homing in on the cure.
“I’ve dressed that way a lot over the years, haven’t I?” she said. “We’ve gone traveling and sat in teahouses together. ...What if you could have Tian Qi in your bed?”
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- Part 4 of Blossoms of the Three Realms
Bookmarked by dreamwaffles
15 Oct 2025
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i don't even go here but! fantastic gender feelings and excellent porn
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you didn't hear that by jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
23 Jun 2022
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Clint grabs his mug and tries to drink from it upside down. It sort of works, in that some of the coffee does get into his mouth, but some of it also gets in his nose and makes him snort-cough-splutter.
Bucky rescues the mug, hands him a tissue, and says, "Hot tip: if you ever want me not to get off listening to you, just make that exact noise again and I promise I will lose interest entirely."
Clint tumbles off the couch onto the floor, blowing coffee out of his nose into the tissue. "But like," he says, emerging with damp eyes and streaming nostrils. "There's interest otherwise? When I'm not pouring coffee into the wrong orifices?"
Bookmarked by dreamwaffles
05 Aug 2025
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this is a gem of a fic. hilarious, hot, and perfect character voices.
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Tora Manar grew up in the camps, during the Cardassian Occupation of Bajor. She loves Bajor, but she's ready to see the galaxy. Now Bajoran separatists threaten to end her Starfleet career before it can really get started.
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picture you by almostaquila
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Aug 2024
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According to practically baseless theories with questionable integrity put forward by Shang Qinghua, Luo Binghe likes Shen Yuan. They fuck about it. Which is so funny, because Shen Yuan is straight.
Bookmarked by dreamwaffles
26 Mar 2025
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Modern day, “ shen yuan logic is like 'i love making out with binghe so much, i wish i were gay so we could be together :('”