dreadfulsorrys

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    Rice Village said the sign, in faded, peeling letters. Behind the group of villagers was a fence of bamboo and further on, scattered minka—old, rural-style houses with thatched, gabled roofs. Front and centre was Naruto, wearing his trademark orange and a huge grin. Still boyish and round, he couldn't have been more than eighteen.

    A rice farmer. Naruto was a rice farmer.

    (Or, the AU where Sasuke returns after eight years away to discover that Konoha has changed, Naruto is a surprisingly adept rice farmer, and he have missed him a lot more than he thought.)

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    10 Feb 2026

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    “He called me my Naruto,” he said.

    “Did he? In the one I read, he signed off with “Ardently yours”.”

    (Or, the day after his birthday, Naruto receives a burlap sack of hundreds of love letters that he was definitely not meant to read. Sasuke is either dead or dying—and he’s nowhere to be found. Not to worry, Naruto will find him. Again.)

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    05 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    "Party Poison is cold and blind and infinitely more aware of their body as a THING than they have ever been in their life. It’s as incomprehensible as it is dazzling, the sheer violence contained in this forced stillness. The violence they remember is fast and loud and gritty, bursts of light and screeching brakes and bright colors and sweat and tears. RED.

    It’s been so long they’ve almost forgotten the brutality that can hide a cold, sterile room. It’s all coming back, though. Because they know this suffering, too."

    In which Party Poison must be made an example, because the only other option is unacceptable—that they become a symbol for the cause.

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    11 Jun 2024

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    Listen: Party Poison has come unstuck in time.

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    25 Jun 2024

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    Sasuke's never really babysat anyone before, but he's pretty sure it doesn't usually involve being taunted by a kid in front of your crush.

    or: Sasuke Uchiha vs. the World, where Sasuke must defeat Naruto's 7 evil board games to get into his pants.

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    23 Jan 2026