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    Subtitle: An Ode to Sandor Clegane's Penis

    Sansa has a dirty little secret: she is addicted to watching porn, particularly videos posted by a certain H0undX88.
    Sandor has a dirty little secret: he is addicted to making porn, particularly of the male solo variety.
    Sansa bought a fixer-up lakehouse in Wakefield, NH and is in over her head.
    Sandor is a handyman in Wakefield, NH.

    See where I'm going with this?

    GRRM's wonderful and beloved characters + my original (perverse) plot

    Fan praise for A Harmless Addiction:
    "Literally the best SanSan I've read here. Hilarious, sexy, excellently written..."
    "This is the loudest and longest I've laughed in a LONG time!"
    "What a total joyride this story is!"
    "The dialog in this story is A++"
    "This was absolutely one of my favorite modern AUs I have ever read. The dialogue was amazing"
    "This fic was super sexy, hilariously funny and heart meltingly sweet."
    "I think I am addicted to this fic."
    "Stellar, a+ work, I love it, I will be saving it to read it many many times."
    "You do sweet dirty perfectly"

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    03 Feb 2026

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    AU. The Starks are all alive and visit Kings Landing upon an invite from Robert. Arya gets bored and escapes, running into Gendry on the streets. Unbeknownst to her, he's one of Robert's recently acknowledged bastards. Both pretend to be commoners and shenanigans ensue.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Modern Royal AU.

     

    “The international community is in chaos this morning in the wake of the deaths of many world leaders. The death of the president of the United States has been confirmed, along with the majority of his cabinet. Great Britain can count itself lucky that the Queen has been found and finally returned to her throne, but her heirs are another story. It appears that both princes and their own heirs are among the casualties of what is being referred to as the Valentine’s Day Massacre. Sources close to--”

     

    It just so happens that there is another direct heir to the British throne out there, but he's probably going to need a bit of polish.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Stiles has the most ridiculously inappropriate lady boner for her massage therapist and technically, it's all Greenberg's fault. The idiot had been texting and driving in the college parking lot and had crashed right into her, sending her jeep over the guardrail and into a tree. She hadn't broken anything, but her doctor had recommended massage therapy. Luckily for her, her insurance actually covers it.

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    Massage therapist Peter feels up his client.

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    21 Sep 2025

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    27 May 2025