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Victorian AU. Clarice Starling attempts to thwart Mason Verger's attempt to kill her once mentor the former Doctor Lecter, and ends up in the latter man's care for the entire winter. A story that started out as a fun one shot stand alone now has developed into a rewrite of the last half of the Hannibal novel.
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An addition to the last chapter of ULTRA/VIOLET, a more in-depth look at the reunion of Violet and Budy after their long separation.
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ULTRA/VIOLET: To Feast on Tears and Smiles by donttouchthefigs
Fandoms: Incredibles (Pixar Movies)
05 Mar 2022
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After the death of Tanaka, Violet muses about her husband's ability to recover, and Buddy finally puts on a show.
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Eight years after the event of Screenslaver, Violet Parr, now Dr. Parr, is attempting to find her footing both in her new career and as a hero, a position she has all but given up. Her family, most active agents of the restored NSA, are busy hunting the vigilante Ultra--a dangerous figure who seems to be taking justice in his own hands by any fatal means necessary but remains totally beyond the reach of both hero and government.
Amidst the hunt, Syndrome returns from the grave, kidnapping Violet to examine her powers in a secret laboratory, but not for his own uses. Both prisoners at the mercy of a mad doctor, victims of a traitor within the ranks of the NSA, they must attempt something like trust to escape and seek their justice. But with Ultra pulling strings behind the scenes and elusive as ever, it becomes a secret race against the clock to hunt down their captor, unmask a traitor and survive infiltrating the very hive of the world’s villainy.
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Home by the Sea by donttouchthefigs
Fandoms: Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris, Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
12 Nov 2020
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A collection of short stories, vignettes, and drabbles (and some AUs) post-novel and pre-novel, too short to be separate fics, but worth the writing. Snippets of Clarice and the Doctor's life and possible futures.
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Severus Snape has survived the war, but he must face the consequences of his actions. When his magic is on the line, Hermione Granger of all people comes to his rescue - and the ramifications of it will challenge everything they've ever known.
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17 Sep 2025
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Severus and Hermione have spent weeks assuming the worst of each other until one evening everything changes. Finally, Hermione makes a surprising demand. This could either go really well or completely backfire.
His face softened as he slowly reached out and cupped her cheek. "It's too hard, Hermione."
Though taken aback by his gentleness and his touch, she managed to ask, "What's too hard?"
He studied her for several moments, softly stroking her face the whole time. Finally, he removed his hand and said, "Having you... yet never really... having you."
His enigmatic answer told her almost nothing. However, his eyes… Oh, gods, why is he looking at me like that? "You have me, Severus. I'm your wife," she said, hoping to get some clarification.
*Though this story is based in a 'marriage law' it is not the focus of the fic*.
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23 Jul 2025
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Following the embarrassment of being stood up at the altar, Hermione goes on her Honeymoon alone only to run into the last person she ever expected.
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05 Jun 2025
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Dumbledore had told Severus Snape and Hermione Granger that getting married would help them share vital information as the Potions Master continued to play the villain and consummate spy and the Brightest Witch of Her Age hunted Horcruxes with her friends. What the old bugger didn’t tell them was that if they both survived the war it would take a year-and-a-day to divorce and that they would have to live together for the duration – without killing each other. It would go down in the annals of wizarding history as either one of the wisest things the headmaster ever did . . . or one of the very worst. Only a year-and-a-day would reveal which one it was.
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29 May 2025
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What do you do when you can't get your professor out of your head - literally?
Rated E for later chapters
** The sequel to Mind Over Matter is as of 8/25 being posted weekly. The new work, Matter Over Mind, is seventeen chapters long **
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14 May 2025