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    Anything written as an extension or "What if" scenario of an episode.

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    Fics involving developed background characters like Nina's friends from the concert TV special (Flora, Claudia, Olivia) and moving service workers with nametags seen in Season 3 (Tom and Ron).

    Also may include expanded worldbuilding of the series.

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Edgeworth loves Steel Samurai, you know,” Maya continued out of nowhere, really, barely related to the conversation. Her train of thought was mysterious, unknowable. “Invite him, too!”

    “He’s– probably busy,” Phoenix said, fidgeting with a pen. “Or, I don’t know. He hates last minute plans.”

    “Already texted him,” Maya said, “he’s in!”

    --

    Something's bothering Maya. She wouldn't show up on Phoenix's doorstep with hardly a train ride's worth of notice otherwise. So he's worried, he is. But if watching Steel Samurai reruns with him and Edgeworth is what'll cheer her up... is it so wrong if he's looking forward to it?

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    11 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    It’s a sticky, sweaty, straight-from-Satan’s-asshole Wednesday morning in the middle of a heatwave when the worst idea the SDN powers-that-be have ever dreamed up crosses Robert’s desk.

    (mandatory team bonding ballet lessons, featuring robert being a mess, coupé being intense, and something like a friendship coming out of it anyway)

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    04 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    Colm frowned at the sky. The day was too beautiful for how nauseous he was feeling. “No- yes? No? No. I’m not. Things are just going to be different now.”
    “Different how?” Blonde Blazer asked.
    “I don’t know, just different.” Colm’s frown deepened. “Me and Waterboy finally got a groove going, I’ve been showing the lad the ropes a lot. I thought that, I don’t know, I had a good thing going.”
    “And Coop throws a wrench into that?”
    “I don’t know if you noticed last night, but she’s a bit evil.”
    Blazer’s frown matched his. “Punch Up, we just talked about forgiveness.”
    ~~~
    After the battle against the Red Ring, Punch Up is second guessing his choice to advocate for Coupé be released. Thinking about her makes him nauseous, talking about her makes his tongue heavy, and for the first time since Robert cut her, Punch Up thinks the rose tinted glasses are slipping.
    (Cut Coupé route, ambiguous romance route, just that Robert didn’t romance Blazer, Hero Invisigal ending. This game has me by the throat, Prism and Punch Up are my favorites omfgggg)

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    21 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    A rewrite of how I think things should've gone, brought it you by Coupé perspective.

    Coupé deals with finding out Robert's decision and thanks him (in her way)

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    19 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    Who'll be cut out of the team? Who will stay?

    Sonar, or Coupé?

    ... Wait why do we need to get rid of one of them again?

    aka The third option at the end of Episode 3 we never got to choose.

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    19 Nov 2025