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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    Zanka learns that vital instruments can become bound to other vital instruments when Lovely Assistaff latches onto the treasure of the person he least expects. He also learns that ignoring the desires of a vital instrument can be deadly for a giver. Fortunately, the maniac whom he and his trusty instrument are bound to visits Cleaner HQ to fix their problem in his own special way. Zanka warms up to him way faster than he should.

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    Lovely Assistaff and Mankira are bound to each other, so Jabber sneaks into HQ to fix the issues caused by them being apart... then he and Zanka end up having a cuddlefest somehow

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    21 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    Zanka’s just trying to nap. Jabber’s just trying to be inside him. Unfortunately, Zanka is warm, soft, half-naked, and already leaking. One thing leads to another (very, very slowly).

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    20 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    Jabber paused for a second after that thought. ‘Had anyone touched Zan-Zan like that before?’ The tight-ass vibe he gave off said no, but looks could be deceiving. What if he was dating one of those fuck ass cleaners? Would it be that one asshole, Engan? Enjon? What the fuck was it again? Jabber snapped his fingers. Enjin! That was the name! He felt an annoyance rise up in him at the thought.

    Or maybe Zanka liked ‘em softer? Jabber’s eyes zeroed in on Rudo. The kid had alot of potential and definitely was more worthy of Zanka than the other guy. Rudo was gonna do great things if he survived ground life, but that didn’t mean he needed Zanka to do that!

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    20 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    "What do you bet that I can guess your favorite flavor?"

    "My ass." He pops another cookie in his mouth.

    Jabber closes his eyes, bringing his hand to his chest with his palm open.

    "What the fuck are you doing?"

    "What does it look like? I'm channeling the luck of all gambling addicts to guess that shit."

    Zanka rolls his eyes. There's no way he would--

    "Original."

    What the hell.

    "How do you know that?"

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    20 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    As Jabber opens his hand, palm up, Zanka spots a single blue tassel, the tips of the string soaked with blood.

    It’s Zanka’s earring, he realizes. Jabber ripped out his earring.

    “Had to get you back in the game somehow, right?” Jabber whispers, smiling wickedly like he knows full well what he’s just done. “Come get it, Zan-Zan.”

    Or: during a routine midnight rendezvous, Jabber steals Zanka’s earring. This is, of course, the moment Zanka falls in love.

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    20 Feb 2026