distantattraction
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Harcourt doesn't like sex at all, with anyone. But she does like Chris. Luckily, there's someone else who can handle his sexual needs. Why wouldn't Adrian be down for bonding with his BFF?
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Goffredo takes communion from the Holy Father.
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Flowers for Mary by distantattraction
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
11 Jun 2025
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Tedesco persuades Bellini to set aside his worries for an evening of pleasure.
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Roy chases a ghost.
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Roy Earle. 1914-1934.
Before he was a dirty cop, Roy was the kind of young man that everyone wanted to take to bed. He catches the eye of a teacher, a sorority girl, and a starlet. He trades his childhood of poverty for an easy life as the actress’ kept man, becoming a staple at parties filled with sex, drugs, and debauchery.
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- Part 1 of L.A. Noire Biographies
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Just a couple of police dogs playing their various roles.
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The Sexual Education of Edmund J. Exley by distantattraction
Fandom L.A. Confidential (1997)
17 Feb 2025
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Ed prefers a hands-on approach to education, whether it's sucking cock or fucking men. There's no better way to learn than to do it.
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For the asexuals, by an asexual.
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In which Hijikata is in long-term relationships with both Kondo and Gintoki.
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Adrian wakes up one day to discover no can see or hear him anymore--except Chris.
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mission accomplished; time to text that guy you're sleeping with to brag about how many clones you killed. this will not backfire
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- Part 2 of i <3 boobies
Bookmarked by distantattraction
26 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
the text messages in this one are highly charming, and I really liked Chris in denial
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Chris has been...weird...lately. So what's a best friend to do but come over with some food! When Adrian slips up with an unexpected sign of physical affection, things get...a little weirder...
Bookmarked by distantattraction
19 Oct 2025
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Sex with your boyfriend is kind of hard when your ghost dad keeps interrupting. Fortunately, Chris has a few tricks to get rid of him. Unfortunately, they’re less effective than before.
Bookmarked by distantattraction
16 Oct 2025
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Privilegium Fori by FreelanceTaxCollector
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
26 May 2025
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The formal investigation was not unprecedented, but the request for Tedesco's involvement was.
Tedesco is invited to the Vatican to investigate an accusation of sexual misconduct against one of his past colleagues, but the investigation strikes a little too close to home.
Bookmarked by distantattraction
01 Jun 2025