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status quo by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Jan 2023
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“So, you’re investigating this not-so-bad-bad-guy, and you’re coming out of his apartment at—" Wade tilts his head to the side, just enough to check his watch “—almost exactly the time you usually start your patrol.”
Peter chews on the inside of his cheek. “Yep,” he decides on.
“And — just to be clear — I definitely shouldn’t unalive this guy instead of the douchebag across the street.”
“Definitely not,” Peter agrees. “No one would like that.”
Wade bangs his head against the fire escape again. “Okay, Webs. This one’s just to gauge if you’re smarter than a fifth grader: how much of that do you think I actually believe?”
Or: Somehow, the components of Peter’s secret identity keep crumbling all around him.
Also: He’s running out of excuses not to tell Wade that he’s in love with him.
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- Part 4 of trans!peter fics
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22 Feb 2026
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i know for a fact i'm on your mind (like all the time) by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Dec 2022
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Actual, molten lava floods into Peter. It explodes into existence somewhere in his stomach and climbs all the way up to his ears. He’s on fire from the inside out, his ears ringing as his mortification mounts.
“Hooh boy,” Wade says, for some reason still in the bathroom. “Super sorry about this, Petey-pie. I mean, I didn’t know what was going on in here when I walked in, and then when I did know, I couldn’t just walk back out—"
“I’m going to kill you,” Peter hisses.
Or: Wade keeps catching Peter in the act. Peter might seriously, actually die.
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- Part 3 of trans!peter fics
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22 Feb 2026
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i could show you by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Jan 2022
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"They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”
Wade’s eye twitches.
Peter glares at him. “Say it.”
“I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”
Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.
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- Part 1 of trans!peter fics
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22 Feb 2026
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three's a crowd by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Nov 2025
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“I know it’s a little late for this, but I was thinking we should be exclusive,” Deadpool growls, halfway through the window with his gun out and pointed at the mound of comforter between Peter’s legs.
“What the fuck,” Peter gasps. His thighs clench around Wade – it is Wade, isn’t in? – more because his entire body seems to be clamming up in shock than because he’s that desperate for an ill-timed orgasm. It really isn’t helping that Wade’s still going at it.
“What the fuck is right,” Deadpool says. He cocks his gun. “This motherfucker has ‘til the count of three before I blow his brains out.”
Or: Deadpool gets cut in half, resulting in two Deadpools. A threesome ensues.
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- Part 7 of trans!peter fics
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22 Feb 2026
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"spideypool pussy eating" | 298 words by captain_cUmCuM
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Mar 2024
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Wade eats Peter pussy and fingers him until he cums, then eats him some more. Pretty intuative, not a lot of wiggle room for plot in here.
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- Part 3 of Wheel Of Fornication
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22 Feb 2026