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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Wolfwood is in desperate need of a little me-time. He's been horribly pent-up after countless weeks of sharing a single-occupancy hotel room with the oblivious, blond object of his horny affections. Sleeping in the same bed night after night with no relief has rendered his aching balls bluer than Vash's pretty eyes.

    Lady Luck finally shines upon him, however, when Vash heads out for the day to work a security detail, leaving Wolfwood with their shared inn room all to himself. What better time to get reacquainted with his reliable blow-up doll and fuck out all his Vash-induced sexual frustrations...

    (Wolfwood should really know better than to think Vash could manage to hold down a job for more than an hour.
    Or that Vash is gonna let him off easy...)

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    12 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Of three things, Wolfwood is sure:

    One; whatever ill-contrived afterlife he had reached, it was silent. And warm. And soft, like well-loved blankets or forest moss. A final mockery of comfort in his dire hours – though there were certainly worse ways to be teased by death, he knew.

    Two; he ached in ways he had never known. Down to his bones, the fine tangle of his tissue and sinew, the soft sponge of his marrow. His skeleton rearranged and his body bled dry. Heavy and twitching, he cannot move himself.

    Three; he was just as alone as before. Whatever strange place he had found himself was as desolate as it was gentle.

    No, there. The sound of footsteps. The disgruntled creak of a floorboard. A door swinging wide on old hinges and the soft tune of a man humming off-key.

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    02 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Lina takes a mandatory History course at New Octovern University, ten years after a calamity. Vash the Stampede makes himself useful. Also, trains, cowboys, and a bowl of gazpacho.

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    27 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    Ah. Eggs. It’s really the eggs, of course it’s the eggs. She wants to get bred full of Vash's hypothetical babies, and the idea is just inordinately sexy on a completely different axis to normal measures of attraction like “he’d make such a great dad.”

    Because they’re alien babies that hatch from eggs, which for reasons inexplicable she would very much like to happen inside her. None of this is surprising.

     

    Meryl is so fucked.

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    03 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    The setting falls back into its smooth fabric, eases back into its inexorable rhythm, and Vash once again picks up the mantle of unreliablest narrator of all time.

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    Vash wants what he can’t have.

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    08 Oct 2025