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Me:
so do you fuckPark Seonghwa:
what lolMe:
you talk about sex a lot but do you fuck? Do you have sex. Just humor me, I’m so bored rnPark Seonghwa:
yeah I fuck. I really like sex.Park Seonghwa:
do u fuck?Me:
not as much as I used to. I think the last time I had sex was sophomore year. GodPark Seonghwa:
was it goodMe:
whatHongjoong is a suffering college student who sucks at math and, to make matters worse, hasn't gotten laid in almost two years. So when the phone number his friend Wooyoung gives him turns out to be a total stranger instead of the math genius Wooyoung had promised, Hongjoong can't seem to make himself leave this wrong number alone. Especially when he learns that the number belongs to a super sex positive kind of guy (read: total freak), who is all too eager to hear about Hongjoong's sad sex life.
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Hongjoong scoffs. “Move out of my way.”
Seonghwa shakes his head. Hongjoong’s mouth twitches as he restrains a frown, and Seonghwa can tell that his temper is building. He doesn’t care. Hongjoong can get as mad at him as he’d like; he’d rather have a mad captain than a dead one. When Hongjoong tries again to reach around him, Seonghwa uses every inch of height to his advantage. He straightens his spine, pushes his shoulders back, raises his chin, and looks down at Hongjoong over his nose. He’s like a bird ruffling its feathers.
Hongjoong’s eyes glow with contempt. His lips have twisted into a sneer, his hands are balled into fists at his sides.
“Park Seonghwa, I have a knife and a quick hand.”
After too many close calls, Hongjoong is scared, tired, and reckless. Seonghwa finds a way to ease his nerves.
(Takes place between Guerrilla and Halazia)
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“Besides,” he says, slowly dragging his claw down, down, down to just below Seonghwa’s navel. “Werewolf blood tastes like clear skies and moonlight.”
Seonghwa swallows as subtly as he can, holding his wine close to him. “Do you talk to many other vampires?”
“Are you jealous?” Hongjoong teases, pressing his claw in more.
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Seonghwa is a vampire who had pretty much given up on the idea of friendship. Other vampires aren't good company and no one else lives long enough to stick around. And then Hongjoong, a scrappy werewolf with too much time on his hands and a desire to get under Seonghwa's skin, pushes his way into the vampire's routine.
Right as Seonghwa is getting comfortable, Hongjoong has the bright idea that Seonghwa should bite him and fuck up their entire dynamic. Lovely!
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Hongjoong huffs and pushes a hand through his hair, the blue strands falling before his eyes for a moment and correcting the faded wrongness of the sky. “Last I checked, you don’t control where we go or don’t go.” The metal arm of the Cromer is still warm in his grasp, excited from the trip they just took. If he squeezes hard enough, he can feel the vibrations of every single atom. He can make them vibrate faster, if he’d like. He can make them split.
“Listen to yourself,” Wooyoung scoffs, and then louder asks, “Do you hear him? He’s losing it. He thinks just because he has that fucking hourglass it means he’s higher than God.”
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After landing in a quiet and off-putting dimension, Hongjoong and Wooyoung get into an argument. Feelings are hurt, secrets are spilled, and true colors are shown. The journey towards Utopia is a lot more draining than the boys thought it would be.
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“I’m sorry but, I’m not who you think I am,” Seonghwa says.
The man laughs, his small body falling against Seonghwa’s chest. “Don’t mess with me like that, man. You’re not that funny, ok?” he says the last part heavily slurred. His fingers curl into the fabric of Seonghwa’s loose sweater.
Placing his unclaimed hand on the man’s shoulder (he’s so small), Seonghwa manages to push him back a little. “Maybe I’m mistaken, but I really think you have me confused with someone else. I don’t know who you are.”
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Seonghwa is a stressed college student relying on an easy pattern to get by. The only thing that breaks his cycle of work and school are the weekly trips that him and his roommate take to the clubs of Itaewon. One night Seonghwa meets a drunken stranger who swears that he knows Seonghwa. Even though it's just a lapse of judgement on the stranger's part, Seonghwa is determined to get to know him, whether they had met each other before that night or not.
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Hongjoong has a perverted secret he can't ever tell his boyfriend, never let him know, one he hides so carefully, so intently. A secret that no one should know about. A secret that he, against all odds, has managed to keep just to himself up to this day. He was doing a great job at it. Or was he?
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18 Feb 2026
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thank u author for this wonderful treat I love u and I love Seonghwa armpits
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“Hongjoong-ah.” Seonghwa interrupts again, louder this time. Hongjoong’s mouth snaps shut like a bear trap, effectively silenced by the dark, incredulous gaze Seonghwa has him pinned under. “What exactly are you offering?”
Hongjoong swallows thickly. Stupid stupid stupid stupid- “Whatever you would need me for.”
Seonghwa blinks. “You do realize that what my body wants… is to breed, right?”
Oh…Hongjoong is all too aware, and if he walks away without at least offering…he fears he won’t ever stop being aware.
Or; Kim Hongjoong’s guide to helping your intergalactic best friend through his breeding season.
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16 Feb 2026
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Absolutely crazy insane. Alien Seonghwa is sooo cute and sexy, I love this one so much.
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A Rush at the Beginning (I Get Caught Up) by Coffeeand_Cake
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
10 Feb 2026
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Phil is nervous. He sits on his bed, staring into his computer, fixing his fringe, wondering if he should button up his shirt a little more-
And then there’s a chime as the call goes through, and the screen flickers and changes to reveal Dan, pixelated and darkly lit and staring down at the camera from an entirely awkward angle, and-
Christ. He’s the prettiest thing Phil has ever seen. -
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Seonghwa goes to the same café every weekend just to be ordinary for ten minutes. Hongjoong keeps trying to drag his quiet little crush into conversation—never suspecting the wanted posters on the wall are for Seonghwa.
When Seonghwa stumbles into the closed shop one night, bleeding and desperate, Hongjoong has a choice: call the police, or help the man he’s been trying to flirt with for months.
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11 Feb 2026
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The bathroom was occupied. Someone was in the shower, Hongjoong could see the outline of a naked body behind the frosted shower glass. He pulled his wireless headphones down to his neck slowly, frozen in place, eyes wide and unable to look away from the silhouette of the person showering behind the glass doors.
He knew San was out with Wooyoung today. So this was Seonghwa.
Not that Hongjoong couldn’t recognize the shape of his body even through obscuring glass.
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