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Smothered Mating by darlingonewish
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Mar 2026
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There is a moment of silence that hangs in the air with all the weight and impending doom of looking down and realising you just stepped into a wasps’ nest. Then it bursts.
“So, just to clarify,” Qi Qingqi asks, her voice a deadly kind of sweet that makes the hairs on the back of Shang Qinghua’s neck stand on end, “you called us here for a private meeting — behind our Sect Leader’s back, no less — to suggest that one of us should rape him because he isn’t taking care of himself properly?”
Shang Qinghua refuses to meet her eyes. “Well, I didn’t say it like that.”
Intersex Yue Qingyuan gets knocked up by local Raging Pervert Rapist Extraordinaire Shang Qinghua! For mental health reasons, of course.
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Crime-Scene Fingerprints by darlingonewish
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2026
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“Well, there are studies that say that an orgasm helps with cramps…” Shen Yuan trails off. Admittedly, his cramps haven’t started yet, but it probably works as a preventative measure too, right?
“So this is medical?” Shen Jiu questions, not even bothering to attempt at hiding his amusement.
“Exactly,” Shen Yuan confirms, refusing to meet his boyfriend’s eyes.
“I would be a terrible boyfriend if I didn’t assist you with necessary medical treatment, wouldn’t I?” Shen Jiu muses, running his thumb back and forth along Shen Yuan’s bottom lip. He gently pulls it down, exposing Shen Yuan’s teeth.
“Uh huh,” Shen Yuan agrees distractedly. “Very necessary.”
JiuYuan period sex. Enough said.
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On a Day in Midwinter by darlingonewish
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
12 Jan 2026
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Usually, even if by some miracle people do recognise that they’re related from the start, they’ll assume that Chu Wanning is Mo Ran’s father or uncle. It’s unsurprising, he supposes. How many twenty-two year-olds in this day and age have frown lines beginning to form? Combine that with his unflattering and conservative fashion sense, and it tracks that they’d think that the age gap between him and Mo Ran is something closer to fifty than five.
Truly just modern AU ranwan age gap incest, with a little bit of yearning for good measure.
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You and Me Baby, Ain’t Nothin’ but Mammals by darlingonewish
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2025
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Yue Qingyuan is currently rethinking every single time that he thought he had grasped what it meant to be able to ignore one’s bodily urges in the pursuit of true inner peace. He has always known that he would never fit in at Zhao Hua Monastery, too wrapped up in thoughts of Xiao Jiu, but he had always assumed he had at least some measure of control over himself.
He was a fawn, he was a stag, and he was a jackal. Can I make it any more obvious? (AKA: The One Where Shen Yuan Gets Knocked Up.)
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Call My Name by darlingonewish
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jun 2025
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Shang Qinghua scurries into his room in the Northern Palace and slams the door shut behind him. He’s sweating, and he can feel the hot thrum of blood in his cheeks as he makes his way to the bed. His steps are stumbling and ungainly from more than just the way his vision is swimming, as he struggles to walk due to the not inconsiderate bulge in his trousers.
Really, how was he to know that the beautiful blue flowers growing in the greenhouse would be of the papapa varietal! There should be warnings on these things!
Shang Qinghua has an unfortunate run-in with a flower.
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When it comes to something like this, there are a few important steps:
First, Xie Lian makes sure that his husband is busy. Something like that makes it sound so terrible, but it’s not—it’s really not! It’s just that Hua Cheng can be overprotective, and if he saw this he would react poorly. Xie Lian would rather spare him that.
Second, Xie Lian puts Ruoye away. The poor thing never wants to go. He has to tie it somewhere safe and placate it with gentle touches and soothing words. Even so, it still lashes its ends and strains after him until he leaves the room. It will cling too tightly when he returns.
Third, Xie Lian goes somewhere quiet and familiar. It can be the armory, or their private baths, or even the shrine near Puqi Village. It is never their bedroom. It is never their cottage.
Fourth, Xie Lian draws his sword.
Fifthly, finally, Xie Lian takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and carves his own skin open.
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03 Mar 2026
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Scared (Want It All) by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for QuizillaVeteran
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2025
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Already suffering the company of a lumbering male disciple, Shen Jiu is once again vindicated in his personal philosophy that things can always get worse. A wretched flower looses its rousing pollen and, though spared from poison, Shen Jiu is well aware that this does not mean he is safe.
To ensure that Shen Yuan does not attempt to catch him unawares, Shen Jiu follows him.
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24 Feb 2026
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Shen Yuan’s adventurous adventures as the scum villains twin brother by sunscripture
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2025
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There is something off about Shen Qingqiu’s relationship with his twin brother—something Shen Yuan can’t quite put his finger on. Fortunately (or unfortunately) for him, he’s currently the best candidate to figure it out.
On the grounds of him transmigrating into the guy, of course.
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23 Feb 2026
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The Funny Part is That They’re Both Cats by kentler
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2026
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【INITIATING MISSION: ‘Become a True Catboy or Fucking Explode!’ ₍^>ヮ<^₎ .ᐟ.ᐟ START】Shen Yuan transmigrates into early PIDW as a cat demon and gets picked up by the scum villain! Now his system keeps giving him cat-related missions such as ‘cats must play!’ or ‘all cats purr!’ and even ‘cats often go into heat!’. Ignore that last one, actually.
So begins Shen Yuan’s balancing act of completing these nonsensical missions, hiding his identity, and staying on the good side of the super tsundere, cat-like man known as Shen Jiu, who keeps saying stuff like ‘I’ll kill you if I find out you’re a demon’.
TDLR; this whole fic is an elaborate excuse to write catboy!SY going into heat.
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13 Feb 2026
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My All Is For You by chuwanningfucker
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
19 Nov 2022
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Mo Ran lusted for his beautiful disciple and couldn't take it anymore.
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- Part 1 of Shizun Mo Ran x Disciple A-Ning Hentai