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Stiles wakes up at the vet clinic, his hands and thighs bandaged, and feels like someone beat him with a baseball bat.
The witch is gone, the others are fine, and he’s got a migraine from Hell.
He goes back to Scott’s house and checks in with the rest of the pack, allowing them to scold him for being reckless and praising him for helping with the familiar. He leaves before the pizza arrives, not so much for socializing anymore.
He almost wants to ask if anyone saw Derek the night before, but stops himself. Surely someone would have mentioned if Derek was back in town, right?
If he was seeing things, he doesn’t want to worry his friends. It could very well be that he made his own way to the clinic, envisioning Derek as a way to keep him upright and moving.
And if he wasn’t seeing things, if Derek was there and helped him and disappeared again…
Well, Stiles has learned that it doesn’t do to dwell on the past.
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Derek leaves Beacon Hills.
Then he starts coming back.
Stiles is pretty sure it's not a thing.
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Lend Me Some Sugar (I Am Your Neighbor) by damnfancyscotch for Gia279
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Dec 2019
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Derek Hale likes his apartment.
Okay, he’d go so far as to say he loves his apartment.
The only downside is his neighbor.
The thing is, Stiles Stilinski is loud and an insomniac and he’s got ADD and he has a tendency to talk to himself and play odd music at weird hours. He’s clumsy, always falling and dropping things. He swears like a sailor and sings loudly even though he’s terrible at it and is constantly cooking or baking or making candles.
Whenever he encounters Derek in the hall, he smiles like a madman and shoves containers of cookies at him and spouts random shit and invites Derek over for video game sessions and once told him all about the history of male circumcision while Derek just stared at him with his keys in the door for almost fifteen minutes.
In short, he’s weird and kind of a disaster.
And since Derek is a werewolf, he’s got a front row seat to all the booms and crashes and other various noises that come from Stiles’ apartment on a day to day basis. He remains perpetually annoyed with, and also intrigued by, Stiles’ existence.
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Allison is being groomed to take over the Argent Hunters.
Stiles, her twin brother, is all set to be her Right Hand.
Liam, the youngest, is going to be her Enforcer and training expert.
The three of them are going to be the most dangerous and efficient group of Hunters in the history of their family.
There's just one little problem...
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"Is anyone in this house not dating a werewolf?!"
Stiles raises his hand. “Technically, none of us are dating them, per se. We just sort of end up in the same places sometimes and then don’t leave." He pauses, then adds, "There may also be kissing but I’m not willing to give any concrete evidence of that.”
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- Part 4 of Whimsy & Confusion
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Stiles Stilinski: Baker Extraordinaire, Amateur Detective, Oblivious Idiot by damnfancyscotch for dr_girlfriend
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
17 Dec 2018
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The door to the flower shop opens again and Stiles sees Derek bring out another bucket of flowers, this time some white frothy thing. “It’s just… well… I mean, look at him.”
Erica sighs, hops down from her seat at the counter, and peers out the window without even trying to hide what she’s doing.
Stiles rolls his eyes at her utter lack of stealth. He stands to the side of the window, biting his thumbnail and watching his best friend’s face for any reaction.
After another moment of openly staring, Erica gives her verdict: “Well, he’s hot as fuck.”
“That’s it?”
She shrugs, heading back to the counter. “That’s all I got.”
He throws his hands into the air. “You are utterly useless.”
“I don’t know what you want me to say, Stiles. He’s just a really hot guy who’s apparently really good at making bouquets.”
“There’s something weird about him,” he insists. “And I’m gonna find out what it is.”
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Stiles Stilinski and Laura Hale are best friends. Like, the best of Best Friends, capital letters and all.
She's the peanut butter to his jelly, the cheese to his macaroni. No matter what, it's always been LauraandStiles.
That's why it's so fucking cliché that Stiles is crushing on Laura's younger brother.
But seriously, when did dorky little Der Bear get so goddamn hot?
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Having a crush on his older sister’s best friend is totally normal. It’s damn near a rite of passage.
Plus Stiles is... well, Stiles.
He's unlike anyone else that Derek's ever met and now he's only got one year to tell Stiles how he feels, how he's maybe felt for a long time, and he needs to do it quick.
Derek’s got a plan. Hopefully it's a good one.
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- Part 13 of Whimsy & Confusion
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What it says on the tin - ideas from Tumblr.
You can follow me at damnfancyscotch.tumblr.com! ^_^
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"I have never been a fan of whimsical or confusing storytelling."
- Paul Thomas AndersonJust a whole bunch of nonsense, really.
Enjoy!
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Pretty self-explanatory:
Participating in this year's Femslash Fic Rec Week - woo!
This is the series posting - there's also the posting (and the list of other works by other fantastic authors) at the official page.
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The Hales are Hunters with a grudge against the Argent Pack.
Derek's uncle summons him to question the human pack member they've caught in a trap.
Derek is not quite prepared for what follows.
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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01 Jun 2023
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Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.
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For a moment, she's almost giddy. Because Draco Malfoy's been ruined by this war and he's as out of place as she is and — yes, he has scars too. He's got an even bigger one. She wonders whether one day they'll compare sizes.
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The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy by speechwriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2021
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The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand.
A Deathly Hallows rewrite in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.
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- Part 1 of The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy