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Montreal comes into Ottawa looking for blood.
They get a rookie with a mouth on him instead.
It’s supposed to be just another tight, physical game against the Voyageurs. Hard checks, ugly chirps, Rozanov bleeding a little for dramatic effect, the usual. Shane thinks he’s prepared. Ilya is, as always, one mildly illegal hit away from throwing hands. Bood is having the time of his life.
No one, however, is prepared for Luca Haas.
Nineteen. Polite. Painfully earnest. Carries art supplies in his backpack. Has never had an on-ice fight.
Until he does.
A story about rivalry, locker room insanity, rookie feral awakenings, and the exact moment Ottawa realizes their baby has teeth.
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22 Feb 2026
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Lessons in Two-Factor Authentication by merakily
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Feb 2026
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Boodram: Rozy how the fuck do you get your google docs hacked
Dykstra: In his defense, who the fuck hacks into google docs?
Holmberg: Roz why are you using your work email for groceries????Or: Ilya Rozanov's gmail gets hacked in February 2021. To everyone's surprise, they find zero sex tapes, one Shane Hollander-shaped grocery list, and one list of travel notes.
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21 Feb 2026
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the dad that stepped up by guarddog (theslymoon)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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It’s not Ilya’s fault that Pork gets out.
Okay, well, maybe a little bit. But it is almost equally Shane’s fault.
The facts are thus: Ilya’s home nursing an injury, and Shane’s on a roadie, and maybe he and Shane have managed to get a little codependent after just one season playing together.
And so, while Ilya was making lunch, he got distracted by his very pretty husband facetiming him from the hotel shower. And perhaps the water evaporated and the noodles caught fire a bit.
And in the chaos of smoke and fire extinguishers and flinging open every window and door in the house – Well. Pork’s always been a bit of an escape artist.
Or: Shane’s horrible hairless cat gets out and Ilya has to hunt down his least favourite child.
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20 Feb 2026
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curiosity killed the cat by sunandseas for springpearl
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Feb 2026
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...and satisfaction brought it back.
Ilya looks down at himself, and where he expects to see the fit body of a hockey player, he sees fur. He tries to push himself up, heart pounding in his ears, but he can’t get his feet--paws under him, his gravity feels off, his head spins, and he squeezes his eyes shut, this can’t be real he thinks.
He wills himself to actually wake up, thinking this must be some weird fucked up dream, but when he opens his eyes again, he’s still looking down at paws. His paws, fuck, he has paws.
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Or, Ilya gets turned into a cat--it's a mostly miserable experience for everyone (him).
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20 Feb 2026
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where nobody knows you by dottiedoesotherfandoms (dottie_wan_kenobi)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Jan 2026
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After a moment, Hayden pulls back. Then he hands her the phone—Shane’s phone.
“I grabbed this when I was getting his stuff and I saw, well.”
He looks away from Yuna, briefly glances at David, then looks away from him too. There’s an oddly guilty look on his face that has Yuna suspicious at once.
“Um, has Shane told you guys about Lily?”
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AKA, Yuna and David find out about Lily, Shane’s... girlfriend?, while he's in the hospital. It's a while before they find out about Ilya.
Featuring:
- high Shane
- Ilya angst
- theories about who Lily could be
- Yuna & "Lily" texting
- identity shenanigansSeries
- Part 2 of heated rivalry social media fics
- Part 1 of i need sunshine (Ilya & Hollanders)
- Part 3 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
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19 Feb 2026