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she wears me down to bones in bed by cutterjohns for oceansinmychest
Fandoms: Beetlejuice (Movies)
06 Oct 2024
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“You don’t need to take it so goddamn personally! Shit’s got nothin’ to do with you!”
“What do you mean it has nothing to do with me? You’re the one who—”
Oh, for cryin’ out loud. A desperate growl builds in his throat, claws dragging down his face till the pinks of his eyes show. Is this really what his afterlife has come to? Spilling his pathetic guts to the wanna-be mother of his former child bride? Christ, just kill him again!
“The one hasn’t been able to get it up since I lost my bio-exorcist license ’cause of your stupid fuckin’ family?” Spit flies from his mouth like venom, enunciating every painful syllable. “Yeah, thanks for the fuckin’ reminder, Delia! I needed that tonight!”
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After the events of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, our beloved bio-exorcist finds comfort - and a kindred spirit - in unexpected places.
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Wanda sighs, rolling her eyes. “Oh, for God’s sake, Tolansky.” She maneuvers herself onto her back, wincing, palms folded over her stomach. Her fingers twitch, muscles as tense as ever. She still won’t look at him, talking to the ceiling. “And here I thought frogs were able to sense this kind of stuff.”
Todd clears his throat. Figuring he’s made enough of a fucking dumbass of himself, he fumbles for what’s left of his bravado and pushes it back into place. “Whatever you’re puttin’ down, sugarplum, I ain’t pickin’ it up.”
She shoots him a look that can curl paint and it’s all he can do not to wince. “That’s obvious.”
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In which periods are had, emergency trips to the local drugstore are made, and tentative bonds are formed.
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poisoned seeds sprout poisoned fruits by cutterjohns
Fandoms: Terrifier (Movies - Leone)
03 Aug 2023
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An apology ain’t no apology if there’s a but, he’d been told once. For one fleeting moment, the rot inside his skull dissipates long enough for him to remember.
Or: Art observes the way Barbara Shaw treats her children, and it sits poorly with him.
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“I already told you, I had that whole thing handled before you decided to go Braveheart on us!”
In which the cats go camping and things unfold as they typically do.
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i think i cannot fight your aphrodisiac by cutterjohns
Fandoms: Terrifier (Movies - Leone)
04 Jul 2023
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Jesus, is this really what she’s reduced him to? Some dime-a-dozen pervert going through her underwear drawer? Why? He hadn’t had the faintest urge to fuck any of the others.
But she’s not like the others, and he’ll always serve his own impulses first.
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Even the cruelest tyrants have needs.
(A collection of horny Frieza oneshots for people into that sort of thing.)
Bookmarked by cutterjohns
11 Feb 2026
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Lord Frieza has carried and birthed a baby boy, presumed to be the reuslt of an asexual pregnancy- until he is born with eyes that don't match the royal family. When a blood test confirms the boy's human heritage and he begins to experience health complications, Frieza is left with no choice but to bring him to earth and reveal his existence to Yamcha, whom he hasn't spoken to since their brief affair months prior.
If their son is to remain properly cared for, they're going to be stuck together for the long haul... and maybe that's a good thing.
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07 Feb 2026
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As part of the reformed Frieza Force initiative to provide assistance to planets they've disenfranchised, Frieza offers his help to a dying race in a very intimate manner. Yamcha, a large part of why this reform is in place, tags along for support.
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28 Jan 2026
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Our heroes have returned from the Tournament of Power and to everyone's surprise, Beerus and Whis have resurrected the dreaded Frieza! Desperate to keep the peace between the tyrant and her husband, Bulma calls upon Yamcha to keep Frieza entertained. But what are the chances that this unorthodox duo fall for each other? The fate of the world rests in Yamcha's pants - HANDS! His...his hands...
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26 Jan 2026
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Having escaped the Devil's clutches, Bedelia finds herself in a nomadic existence, drifting from place to place. She makes a stop in Victoria, captivated by Australia's beauty, yearning (aching) to lose what's left of herself.
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08 Jan 2026