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just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down by cuethe_pulse
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Dec 2025
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On their second Sinsmas together, slutty Santa arrives with a special gift for the nicest birdy in Hell. But maybe what Blitzø, himself, can give him is a little more important.
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and i took you by the hand ( and we stood tall ) by cuethe_pulse
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 Nov 2024
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It happens once, after everything. And, like those satanawful PSAs used to warn little pubescent demons, once is all it took.
Written for Eggpreg Week 2024.
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“If I fuck you like this, will you get double pregnant?”
Somehow, that is not what he expected.
|| for Hellaverse NSFW Week, prompt five: Breeding
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“Harriet,” the smile around that name was just as sharp in this form as any other. “Where the fuck do you think you're going?”
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anywhere, any time, i don't mind ( i don't mind, for you ) by cuethe_pulse
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Jul 2024
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There were several contributing factors leading up to why Blitzø felt so fucking desperate by the end of the night.
Mainly, though? It was his slutty skirt.
|| for Hellaverse NSFW Week, prompt one: Eating out/Fingering ||
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On how to write a Thank You card (burning as you go) by petmunchkin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Feb 2026
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Fuck.
Out of the periphery of his eyes, there's a big fucking tattoo glowing on his back, just like Moxxie said. It seems to form some kind of symbol he can only see part of, and wouldn't know what to make of even if he could see all of it, taking up almost the whole of his back in a shimmery bright blue that stands out stark against his red and scarred skin.
Three things to consider:
One, Blitzø wants his bird.
Two, Blitzø has his bird, technically.
Three, Blitzø is suddenly fucking cursed so he can't touch his bird without experiencing excruciating burning pain and that might just put a bummer on his plans which kinda involved said bird and building up a healthy, very touch-filled relationship.
Oh and then there's number four:
Fuck you, Andrealphus.Bookmarked by cuethe_pulse
28 Feb 2026
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Stolas inhales sharply when Blitzø pulls at the old feathers around his scar, the shafts dry and brittle, splintering and sending starbursts of pain through his skin. "No," he quickly murmurs, pulling his arm away as gently as he can, terrified that rejecting Blitzø's touch will spell the end of it forever. "My feathers are simply – I fell out of the routine of preening – it's no matter."
OR: When Stolas' feathers gets especially bad, Blitzø lends a helping hand. [Stolitz Lunar New Year 2026]
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27 Feb 2026
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Val can tantrum all he likes. Vel can too. Vox is bigger-picture-focused – and, even though this clusterfuck has absolutely been a setback, this is only the beginning. He’s barely gotten started. Heaven and Hell had better be ready. The Morningstar girl and her garbage hotel and HIM won’t know what hit them... until they do. And Vox will relish every nanosecond.
He can’t expect cockroaches to understand the vision of a god, but, he’ll show them. The Vees, he belatedly amends, will show them.
Once he’s got his body back, he’ll be fucking shit up again like none of this ever happened.
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After being bested by Charlie Morningstar and the Radio Demon, Vox rebuilds his body, goes through the stages of grief... and comes to a startling epiphany.
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- Part 1 of Hang Your Head
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19 Feb 2026
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Blitzø knows Stolas likes robes. He knows Valentine's Day is coming up. And he knows Stolas doesn't have a new one for the apartment.
Or: a slightly sad, mostly fluffy ficlet for the Stolitz Valentine's exchange.
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- Part 9 of canon-related oneshots
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15 Feb 2026
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Blitzø is a demon of many good ideas, including hiring Stolas as IMP's secretary. Except, maybe it was a -bit- of a bad idea, since Stolas is driving Blitzø crazy with his "yes boss" talk...
Inspired by the Helluva Boss short Mission: Big Boss
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09 Feb 2026