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Fellas, how gay is it by tomatato (couch_tomato)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
14 Feb 2026
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[KatDadof4 · 2w:
Fellas, how gay is it
Edit: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY]A love story woven in Social Media posts, prose, and photographs.
OR: One curious case of KeLun(Ke) in Modern Day, and four cat children crying for dad 2.0.
(Perhaps some Mysteries are fated to occur.
Perhaps some occurrences are what matters to Destiny.
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To the end of the world by tomatato (couch_tomato)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
10 Jan 2026
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How do you survive loving someone?
The world was very big and had too many things to concern oneself with, so Leonard had never imagined that he would ever raise such a question.
He was not a particularly erudite person, not exceptionally strong, nor substantially beholden to the weight of pivotal decisions. The poet thought it was very reasonable to assume his answer would never matter to anyone but him—if even that.
What truly mattered was what concerned you and what you chose to busy yourself with, and in that, Leonard could truly count his blessings.
There were many who weren’t fortunate enough to even like the things they concerned themselves with, such as his former colleague and Seer teammate Klein. The stubborn bastard was endlessly busy and even more endlessly implicated in matters beyond Leonard’s ability to influence, nevermind help.
(And then, Mr. Fool fell asleep.
His answer was No. The world has never lacked regrets or fools.
If there ever was a way, it would still be outside the reach of him.
It would never belong to angels, and had never belonged to man.)
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to each fool their star;to each star their world by tomatato (couch_tomato)
Fandom 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
10 Jan 2026
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When Hozier said, All the fear and the fire of the end of the world/Happens each time a boy falls in love with a girl
And when Hozier said, For starts/What a waste to say the heart could feel apart/Or feel complete, babyI took that personally.
(There’s no plan, there’s no kingdom to come/But I’ll be your man if you got love to get done)
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Ангел-хранитель by Ivannethven
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
01 Jan 2026
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Духовенство давно знало об одержимости Мерлина Гермеса Леонардом Митчеллом, но предпочитало игнорировать нависшую проблему. Еще будучи человеком, "он" купался в любви Богини, стал Ее Благословенным и дошел до вершины. Но затем что-то остановило "его" продвижение, и Ангел стал искать человечность. "Ему" молились верующие Вечной Ночи, "его" поддерживала Богиня, но "он" выбрал дарить любовь смертному, который тайно мечтал избавиться от "него".
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17 Feb 2026
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【克伦】愚者先生的顺毛日常 by Anonymous
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
16 Feb 2026
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除夕快乐
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17 Feb 2026
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Mouth Full of Prayers by TheDawnCatcher
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
19 Feb 2026
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Leonard had imagined this moment more times than he cared to admit. Sometimes, Klein returned laughing, apologizing for worrying everyone. Sometimes, he woke in fragments - confused, fragile, clinging to the last threads of himself. Sometimes, Leonard dreamed he never woke at all.
Reality chose something far more strange.
Finally, Klein has awakened after seven years of battling the Celestial Worthy's consciousness, but now he's... different. Quieter. Softer, in some ways, and yet... unsettling. The battle has taken a toll on Klein's memories and humanity, a toll only Leonard can help repay.
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12 Feb 2026
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As a reader, I love it when authors have footnotes, but I know the html can be annoying to put together. So here's my guide to it, including a link to a spreadsheet you can use to generate the html you'll need!
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10 Feb 2026
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AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandom Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026), Undertale (Video Game)
07 Feb 2026
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09 Feb 2026