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You’re down and out of this world by cosmonautilus
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
21 Jan 2026
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The gunshot had been a little louder than you expected, and your aim a little better.
(Your vision thrashes with faces, viscera, her cut-off scream—then clears. She is there, splattered to the back wall. She was made of meat after all. In the kitchen, you hear the woman shushing the little girl’s wailing. You feel sick.)
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Fic that goes the same course as a playthrough of the game! Mostly focuses on character dynamics/what we don’t see in the game.
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Series of missing scenes
The news comes in the form of a knock on the door. Of downcast eyes, a solemn face, wringing hands. A quiet, concise explanation of what happened, why her father is lying by the stairs at this very moment, eyes unblinking and heart still. Why there is blood under Hamlet’s fingernails.
Ophelia would not say she takes it well.
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A remnant trace, a glimpse of you by cosmonautilus
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Oct 2024
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“Are you…” Jon trails off, studying the Ringmaster, “Did you have…family?”
“I had family,” the Ringmaster answers.
“Did you—did you ever know someone named Tim?”
That was his name, the Ringmaster thinks. Tim.
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Stranger avatar Danny au!
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All this time by cosmonautilus for parasolya
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
03 Nov 2023
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“Willem,” Kaz lies. He almost says Jordie, before stopping himself. He cannot be a Rietveld around this man. His alias has proven too decipherable. “Willem Beekhof—from Stedelik.” The man nods to him.
“Jordan Rietveld.”A beat as the world shatters.
…Jordie?
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Yknow what this fandom already has in abundance and well and truly does not need another of? Jordie lives fics!! I present to you my take on it anyhow.
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J’vois les hombres commes des corps by cosmonautilus
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
08 Oct 2023
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Inej truly did not know what to make of him. Dirtyhands on her ship. What an alien thought, how bizarre. She turned it over in her mind, as she had been for the last dozen minutes or so, staring at him. Her crew wanted her to kill him. She’d wanted to. But something had stopped her, some doubt had stayed her hand.
Not yet, it said. And she obeyed.OR
Inej got her own way out of the Menagerie and became the slave-hunting pirate of her dreams! She finds Kaz on a slaving ship and keeps him as prisoner. Angst & ofc enemies to lovers trope follows :)
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“I was thinking about the honeymoon phase thing.”
“Yes?” Ilya said.
“I think it’s different for us. I don’t want us to be all blissful and then only start fighting when we’re back to barely seeing each other. I think it’s good if we figure things out now, when we have the time. Whatever needs figuring out. So we have a solid foundation going into the season. Sort of like training camp.”
“So this means you will keep getting mad at me for things,” Ilya said.
Shane smiled, rolled his eyes. “Yeah, exactly,” he said.
“Good, I find it very hot,” Ilya said, and kissed him.An insecure over-thinker and a self-destructive thrill-seeker walk into a relationship.
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24 Feb 2026
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Ilya puts his palms flat against the marble and pushes himself up. “She was a good mother,” he says, decisively, like it’s up to him. He says it, so it must be true. And it is, it has to be. The sun hides behind a wispy cloud, the light curling lacelike over him. “She really was, Shane.”
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21 Feb 2026
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car wash redhead, tube top R.E.M. concert, juror #6 by rockbound
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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The only trick is to have no fear, and even less fear than that the more trouble one is in. Ilya cannot teach that to a man who has directed his energies into becoming, not like a saint, but like a painting of a saint, all dripping in symbolism: the way the robe drapes here, yes, that is on purpose, and the angle of the light, the patron’s face in the crowd, the instrument of the martyrdom in his hand and the fruit in the bowl on the table, all arranged except when—
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21 Feb 2026
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frequently, secretly fond of each other. by milominderbinder
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Shrugging one shoulder far more casually than he possibly feels, Ilya says, “I like both. Is secret, okay?”
“Okay,” Hollander says, voice cracking.
He doesn’t say anything else. The air’s so heavy around them that it feels like being in the middle of a scrum, the weight and heat of all those bodies pressing down on you. Danger always feels like hockey; it’s the most dangerous thing Ilya knows, except for this. Everything dangerous in his life involves men’s bodies and just how close he can get to them. Closer than he probably should.
Nobody knows why Shane Hollander dropped out of the 2009 draft at the last second, and a year later it stuns the whole hockey world when he's signed by the Boston Raiders. Having the two biggest stars in the league on the same line is great for Boston - but playing alongside their worst rival was never exactly in Shane or Ilya's plans. Especially not when staying away from each other starts to feel just as impossible as getting along.
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nobody knows (and nobody gives a damn, either way). by milominderbinder
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Dec 2025
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"I did. After MLH awards, in June. Oh, I did not tell him about Shane and me. But what he did, it was important. It changed things. For me, at least - maybe for us."
On the night of the MLH awards, Ilya corners Scott Hunter on a quiet balcony.
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