19 Works by commaclear
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“I’ll find you again,” Quackity promised his prince, “I swear it,” Then he ran for his life.
A time loop isn't where Quackity expected to find himself after dying, and certainly not one drenched in Disney themes. But the strangest part of this limbo is that he isn't here alone, Wilbur Soot is here and he's throwing a Ball. Equipped with some interesting glass slippers, are they truly destined to find each other in every timeline?
If so, why does Quackity keep dying?
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Quackity always knew he'd end up killing his fiance. Wilbur was turned into a vampire years ago, after all.
What he didn't expect was that Wilbur would fall for him all over again.
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Tommyinnit's Amazing Algoritm for Sanity by commaclear
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 May 2025
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Tommy's life had gotten a lot more complicated than he would care for in the last few months.
But with a missing nephew on national news, a grieving brother going through a crisis, and an international robotics competition coming up in just a few weeks, how can he possibly focus on what's really important? Which is definitely showing up that prick Dream in math class.
He most certainly has his priorities straight and this will in no way come back to bite him.
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- Part 3 of Single dads AU
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Shipwrecked | Choose Your Own Adventure by commaclear
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 May 2025
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Sail with Pirate Captain Quackity on the high seas in his very own episode of Dumb Ways to Die as he encounters Siren Wilbur in this choose your own adventure fanfic!
There are fifteen different endings.
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Roses Are Red by commaclear
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Jan 2025
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Quackity and Wilbur have been living together in the sleepy town of Bloomwich for about a year now, and domestic life is about as perfect as it can be. The window leaks when it rains, their apartment is full of spiders, and Wilbur's little potted plants won't stay alive... At least they're together, right?
As they fight to find a way to make their relationship last through these everyday struggles, a bigger threat looms in the distance. Something that might bring an end to their whole life in Bloomwich.
(Roses Are Red might be in a collection but it works as a standalone fic)
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- Part 3 of Roses are red, violets are blue, etc
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Digging My Own Grave by commaclear
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Sep 2024
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“Tell me again about Babylon, Wil.” Tommy asked.
Wilbur's lips tightened. “Well, for starters there are no zombies there, it's completely safe.” He lied.
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Wilbur is doing everything in his power to keep his little brother safe in the apocalypse. And even more important, to keep hope alive. But when will his lies get too big to last?- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,170
- Chapters:
- 1/3
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 100
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DISCONTINUED
(See Chapter 16 for details)
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Darling, Do You Know...? by commaclear
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Mar 2024
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(Takes place sometime after Violets Are Blue, but this is also standalone smut)
Wilbur pays a *special* visit to his husband at the sheriff's office...
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- Part 2 of Roses are red, violets are blue, etc
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Straight to DVD Exclusive Special Feature (Hi Thirsty, I'm Dad) by commaclear
Fandoms: Dream SMP
19 Jun 2023
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Normal video created by normal people, with a totally normal announcement about the Hi Thirsty I'm Dad series at the end. Have I mentioned that we reached 50k hits? That's normal too. All of this is normal- Suspicious? I don't know the meaning of the word.
Why are you looking at me like that?
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Violets Are Blue by commaclear
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Jun 2023
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Try questioning me again
If you secretly like me too
XXXWhen a criminal left this taunting note on Detective Quackity's doorstep, he had no idea the web of lies and manipulation he was being led into. Wilbur Soot seems to be a criminal mastermind, pulling the strings from every angle, but is there more to him than meets the eye? Or is Quackity playing right into his hands?
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- Part 1 of Roses are red, violets are blue, etc
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Wilbur is a demon. He sneaks out to Earth to escape the tedium of Hell, but being human is much more confusing than he expected. When he meets Quackity, a human who's completely unafraid of the paranormal, he's so fascinated that he flies out to LA to join Quackity's ghost hunting show.
There's just one problem. True love is toxic to demons.
(loosely inspired by Buzzfeed Unsolved)
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Breakup Algebra (Hi Thirsty I'm Dad pt. 2) by commaclear
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Jan 2023
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Because sometimes you have to look at your x and wonder y...
(The long-awaited sequel to Hi Thirsty I'm Dad!!!)
Karl has woken up from his coma. Sally is suing for custody. Basically everything is hitting the fan. Can Quackity and Wilbur's new relationship survive as everything else falls apart?
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- Part 2 of Single dads AU
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If Tommy had one takeaway from the last year, it would be "never piss off a vampire lord" because Dream is still on his tail. No matter where he goes, death and destruction follows thanks to his vampiric stalker. As a last ditch effort, he heads to Sunnydale, a city literally built on the mouth of hell, because that's where the next vampire slayer is supposed to be.
He was just hoping for protection, but after he meets Tubbo and Ranboo, he ends up with a lot more than he bargained for. He hasn't had friends to lose in a long time, so what is he going to do when Dream finally tracks him down?
(Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU)
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He Said/She Said (And they were all wrong) | TNT Duo AU by commaclear
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Nov 2022
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In which Wilbur's crush on his roommate and his hate/hate relationship with his coworker are in no way related and certainly do not intersect.
P.S. Don't sext at work, kids!
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Close to the Bone (Bone to Pick pt. 2) | TNT Duo AU by commaclear
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Jul 2022
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“I don’t love you. And I… I don’t know if I ever did.”
It's been almost two weeks since Quackity broke Wilbur's heart for the second time, and now Wilbur needs his help. Technoblade has been accused of murder, and it's up to the dysfunctional exes to clear his name. But with Quackity in couples therapy, and Wilbur still reeling from their last case, will they be able to prove Techno's been framed?
Or is there more to this case than meets the eye?
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- Part 2 of Bone to Pick AU
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Bone to Pick | TNT Duo AU by commaclear
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Mar 2022
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Wilbur thought Quackity was out of his life forever. After all, they broke up almost eight years ago.
So when Quackity shows up asking for Wilbur's help on a murder case, he doesn't know what to think. Is there a chance to rekindle what they used to have? Maybe...
If only Quackity weren't happily married.
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- Part 1 of Bone to Pick AU
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Tommy is the human reincarnation of an ancient trickster god, destined to either save the world or end it...
Unfortunately no one has gotten around to telling him yet, so he works as a stable boy for the king. In a world of knights, curses, and magic, he's a nobody. At least until the High Priest of Lady Death finds him. Wilbur has been searching his whole life to find Tommy, and together they'll do great things.
Or they'll screw everything up and bring an end to the universe as we know it. It could really go either way.
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Hi Thirsty, I'm Dad by commaclear
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Jan 2022
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Dilfbur? Sorry. Dilfbur? Sorry. Dilfbur? Sorry-
Wilbur is a single dad who's struggling with his sudden feelings for his son's meanest teacher: Quackity. But Quackity has a secret, and Wilbur's still running from his past. Can they help each other, or will they only make things worse?
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- Part 1 of Single dads AU
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Too Short to Ride by commaclear
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Oct 2021
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Tensions are running high between c!Wilbur and c!Quackity
With one comedic killing too many, Quackity's had enough. He calls a meeting with Wilbur to find a better resolution for their problems, but can they heal each other's past scars, or are they simply in for more pain?