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[GIN & TONIC] by CLAUD1OS (collisiondiscourse)
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
05 Jan 2026
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Before Shishitoren, Noroshi, and the heavy weight of Bofurin’s legacy — there was Sakura Haruka, his smile, and a road Hayato specifically paved with good intentions.
Hayato didn't mind having to tutor Sakura in most things. The boy was dumb as bricks when it came to basic arithmetic and English (as is common for half the population of the whole damn school), but he possessed a gentle and almost child-like curiosity for everything. Anything he could get his hands on, soaking up information like a plant in the sun.
Hayato didn't mind the after class discussions, the late nights in the local library, and the sleepovers spent poring over a stack of Sakura's barely legible notes. This was his captain, and someone Hayato trusted with his life. They didn't have assignments or exams to begin with — but when the other boy pleaded with Suo for “biology help” one morning patrol, Hayato didn't think twice before agreeing immediately.
(Stand-alone. You do not need to read the other fics in the series to understand this one.)
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- Part 4 of [BARTENDER'S CHOICE]
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“I’m sorry,” Matt chokes out, bleeding sluggishly onto Foggy’s kitchen windowsill. “M’ so sorry, fuck.”
Foggy thinks there’s plenty of things to say about Matt’s compulsion to apologize. Things that sound like the toll of a church bell or the shrill chords of an organ. He wonders if those things ring horribly loud to Matt’s heightened senses. He wonders if his urge to say sorry rings even louder. Foggy’s never properly stepped foot in a church, but somehow he thinks he already knows what it would sound like.
“You’re ruining my marble counters,” Foggy says instead.
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Foggy Nelson comes to an epiphany at 3 AM, with Matt Murdock trembling under his fingers and a needle clutched in his hand.
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the ramifications of eating raw beef by collisiondiscourse
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
06 May 2025
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Gods don't need to eat, is the first thought that crosses EMF's mind. The blood dripping down the corners of his god’s mouth is the second.
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[TRIPLE SEC MOJITO] by CLAUD1OS (collisiondiscourse)
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
23 Oct 2024
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“You look like hell.”
Sakura scowls at Togame as he makes his way inside the apartment. His hair’s soaking wet, plastered to his head while his signature Bofurin uniform drips all over Togame’s clean tiles. He doesn't mention this as he gently closes the door behind Sakura, because despite popular belief, Togame still values his life.
It's 7 in the evening on a Friday, and this is their weekly routine.
(Stand-alone. You do not need to read the other fics in the series to understand this one.)
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- Part 3 of [BARTENDER'S CHOICE]
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[BLOODY MARY] by CLAUD1OS (collisiondiscourse)
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
02 Sep 2024
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Hajime likes to think that he is kind. He doesn't assume that reputation weightlessly, neither self-assumptive nor presumptuous in nature. He's heard it from friends, foes, and everywhere in between. In caring for the people he loves, he makes them happy with words and actions and time well spent. Hajime is forgiving, in most cases. Trusting, and maybe even a bit naive.
“Umemiya, why the hell do you keep draggin' me up here?"
It’s not an insult (it's just his name, after all) but with the way it's growled, it may as well be one. Sakura stares him down from across the row of cherry tomatoes. There's dirt on his cheekbone and he’s removed his jacket from the heat, but he still has a nasty glare that could freeze hell over. Hajime idly wonders who he picked that up from. Hiragi? Not likely. Kaji? More plausible. Himself? …well.
Hajime is a kind man. He’d even go at lengths to say he is a noble one too. Yet, there is something about Sakura Haruka that brings out the devil in him.
(Stand-alone. You do not need to read the other fics in the series to understand this one.)
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- Part 2 of [BARTENDER'S CHOICE]
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[BARTENDER'S CHOICE] by CLAUD1OS (collisiondiscourse)
Fandom Wind Breaker (Anime), Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga)
05 Jan 2026
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Different drinks as mixed by the many individuals who have taken an interest in Sakura Haruka.
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INSTINCT SERIES by collisiondiscourse
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Jun 2023
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bkdk one shots and drabbles by collisiondiscourse
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Mar 2021
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Good Fellows by thatcuriouscat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Red Robin (Comics)
23 Nov 2024
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Tim has rescued Bruce from floating around the past, but lost everything else that matters to him.
Now that he’s alone, teamless, no longer a Wayne, or Robin… what’s left for Tim?Jason looks murderous. “God DAMN it, Tim, this was not the situation I had in mind when I generously taught you how to be a younger brother out of the kindness of my heart!”
Even more shocked by this, Dick asks incredulously, “You, Jason Todd-Wayne, tried to give younger brother lessons? Where did you even get the audacity?”
Jason rounds on him hotly. “Bitch, you wish you knew how to be a younger brother!”
“FOCUS,” Tim demands. “We’ve got like, an hour to pull this off.”
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- Part 1 of Good Fellows
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21 Feb 2026
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4 times jack drake had to co-parent with bruce wayne + 1 time he didn't by DairyFarmer
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics)
21 Dec 2025
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“He told me he was visiting friends! But apparently he left out the part about taking a spaceship to see them!”
Jack’s pacing was beginning to wear holes into the carpet.
“How did he even get his hands on a spaceship? His allowance is only ten dollars a week and he spends most of it on chips and candy!”
Suddenly, Wayne frowned slightly, the corners of his lips turning down as his brow furrowed.
“Tim said you stopped giving him an allowance because he was failing Calculus.”
Jack turned to him, bewildered.
“Tim’s failing Calculus?”
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In which Jack Drake does not die in a home invasion and is now, inexplicably, co-parenting his only child with another man. Something Jack would protest if he didn't desperately need him because raising his son was a two-person job.
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Walk, Walk, Fashion Baby by Mizuphae, Niullum (orphan_account), novnx for jaybird1129
Fandoms: Teen Titans - All Media Types, DCU, Batman (Comics)
25 Dec 2020
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Tim has a habit involving clothing. Namely, clothing that doesn’t belong to him.
5 times Tim steals someone’s clothes + 1 time someone beats him to the punch because sharing clothes is a different kind of love language, and there’s nothing better than feeling close to the people you care about.
And no Jason, that jacket doesn’t belong to you anymore.
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13 Jan 2026
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Tim hates hockey and he hates stupid, straight, hockey players. Until Bruce buys the Gotham Bats hockey team with rising star Conner Kent, who changes Tim's mind about a lot of things.
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07 Jan 2026
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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30 Dec 2025