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Sometimes Carl is a bit much, and Akram has to show him how to behave. With teeth.
(A short follow-up to Lessons that explores how Akram feels about their arrangement.)
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Family Meal by thirdbird (codswallop) for BlueAndPink, swimmingfox
Fandoms: Dept. Q (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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Akram attempts to casually break the news to his daughters about his relationship with Carl over cheddar-and-pickle sandwiches. It doesn't go as well as he'd hoped.
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- Part 3 of Akram at Home
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Carl and Akram's knack for nonverbal communication is put to the test when they find themselves less alone in Carl's flat than they'd planned on.
(Qvember day 30, triple prompt: "Not a single word spoken," "Trapped," and "Fuck around and find out.")
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- Part 2 of Akram at Home
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A dangerously sleep-deprived Carl is no match for James Hardy, Nap Enforcer.
(Qvember Day 13: Sleep Deprived)
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Slightly damaged in the line of duty, Carl discovers another of Akram's secret skills.
(Qvember Day 10: Stitches)
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In which Carl is a wreck, Jasper is alarmed, Hardy takes charge, Rachel is a reluctant accomplice, and Akram is MIA.
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While his daughters are away with family, Akram contemplates home.
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- Part 1 of Akram at Home
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Carl sees Akram in action and needs to get some of that, which he goes about in the absolute worst way possible.
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Carl would literally rather die than admit he needs anything. Akram gives it to him anyway.
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Merry St. Asbjørn’s Day by thirdbird (codswallop) for edna_blackadder
Fandoms: John Finnemore's Double Acts
22 Dec 2024
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Bunning and Søndergaard exchange holiday gifts, after a fashion.
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Aziraphale has an unexpected encounter with a certain demon who makes an appearance at his gentleman's club. He's not there for the gavotte.
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- Part 5 of NOW KISS: short Aziracrow fics
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Aziraphale is feeling unwell, and summons Crowley to his sickbed. Crowley is less than helpful.
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- Part 4 of NOW KISS: short Aziracrow fics
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The apocalypse has been averted. Again. Aziraphale is back from Heaven. Everything is tickety-boo. And Crowley can't sleep.
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- Part 3 of NOW KISS: short Aziracrow fics
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Aziraphale, addicted to kissing now he's been given a taste of it, comes up with creative solutions.
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- Part 2 of NOW KISS: short Aziracrow fics
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Crowley is shy of having his wings seen, let alone handled, but in a post-1941 moment of vulnerability he allows Aziraphale to groom him. Probably it won't awaken anything in him. He's much too tough an old demon for that.
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- Part 1 of NOW KISS: short Aziracrow fics
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Fit as a Butcher’s Dog by thirdbird (codswallop)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
08 Nov 2022
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Doctor/Patient AU: Anton goes to the werewolf vet for his wellness exam like a good alpha setting an example for his pack, only to find that the new practitioner is an extremely attractive and weirdly pale guy called Viago who has very cold hands and no boundaries whatsoever.
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Viago's ideas about how to look after a feverish werewolf are not the most up to date; mild chaos ensues.
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Anton and Viago tell the story of how they accidentally got together. As it turns out, Anton is delicious, and Viago is very good at sexy biting.
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When Stede loses his memory of the past ten years, the Revenge crew comes up with a solution straight out of the bedtime stories they've been told, only to discover that True Love's Kiss doesn't always work quite the way it's supposed to.
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Five times the crew caught Blackbeard napping somewhere on the Revenge + one time they caught Stede.