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With Our Love We Can Devour by thebodydies
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
28 Dec 2023
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Kon thinks he has an alien dick (he doesn't).
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19 Feb 2026
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The Natural Consequences of a Situationship with an Enemy are… by Peanutbutterjaridk
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
11 Oct 2025
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Zanka doesn’t know what Jabber and him are doing, but it seems like the rest of the Cleaners do.
They’re at least trying their best to figure it out.
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- 1/1
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16 Feb 2026
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“Well I’ll be damned… this feels too good to be true.”
And it does; Robert isn’t used to surprise gifts– he hasn’t done anything to warrant this. He hates that his immediate response was to throw up his hackles, and try to find any signs of tampering– but it’s not unreasonable for someone like him. He’s Mecha Man; he’s on a lot of people’s shitlist. There’s a lot of people who would mean to do him harm, or at the very least, play a cruel prank on him. He can’t let his guard down, just because he’s a dispatcher now. Being Robert Robertson doesn’t erase the legacy that hangs over his shoulders– the shadow that it casts.
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25 Jan 2026
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Lies That Were Never Told by evilly_laughing
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
27 Nov 2016
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“You’re the straight brother.”
“Oh?” Well that’s news to Jason, a very queer individual with a boyfriend.
However, he apparently doesn't have a way to come out to his family. And he has to find one soon because said boyfriend is finding it very interesting that Dick keeps sending him t-shirts that say 'ALLY.'
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- English
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- 12,457
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- 7/7
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- 487
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12 Jan 2026
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Latchkey by goldkirk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
22 Dec 2019
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or, How Tim Drake Found A Family, Became A Photojournalist, Learned To Love Coffee, and Grew Up, not necessarily in that order.
Tim Drake is thirteen, runs the famous BatWatch blog that has spiraled hilariously out of control, has absentee parents that suit his purposes just fine, is training himself to run the streets at night, and is doing absolutely peachy, thank you.
Alfred and Jason disagree, and get Dick and Bruce involved in figuring out their weird nextdoor neighbor kid’s life. Everything goes uphill from there.
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- Part 1 of Shutterbug
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- English
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- 54,546
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- 14/14
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- 99
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- 3,547
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26 Dec 2025
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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14 Dec 2025
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Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..
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- English
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- 30/30
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08 Dec 2025
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Banshee In A Well by bugbee, liverobinreaction (bugbee)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
02 Apr 2023
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Tim is five years old when he drowns in his parents' pool. He dies quietly, waiting for parents who love him, but will never be there, to realise that something is wrong. They never show up, and he sinks into oblivion.
When he wakes up and claws his way out of the water, the sun has set, and the lights of his house are on. He is cold and wet and his lungs burn.
But most of all, Tim is alone.
(If you die and no-one is there to see it, were you ever alive in the first place?)
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- Part 1 of bury the dead where they're found
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- English
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- 43,025
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- 5/5
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- 141
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- 1,837
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07 Dec 2025
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‘Apologize,’ Jack spat and Tim huffed a laugh. He stole a glance at Jason and Damian before turning to face Janet.
‘I’m sorry I implied that you’re an alcoholic-’
‘No… Apologize for the display you put on in there,’ Jack seethed and that nicked Tim’s good mood a little.
He wasn’t sorry for dancing with Conner.
He didn’t think he’d ever smiled so much in his life.
Or: Conner asks Tim to dance at a fundraiser. Tim’s parents don’t like that. Fortunately, Tim has an entire family who does.
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03 Dec 2025
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When he ends up ditched in Atlanta after a fight with his dad, Tim decides to do the only sensible thing: Tell no one and make the 800 mile journey back to Gotham on his own.
Because the "call Batman when you're in trouble" rule only applies when he's Robin, right?
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- 5/5
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01 Dec 2025
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Dick Grayson: A Case Study by writersagainstwritersblock
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
25 Oct 2024
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Dick rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “I’m mostly used to sparring with my little brothers, it’s kind of just habit, and I was having fun. I didn’t want the match to be over too quick.”
“Too quick?” Derek asked, eyebrows raised. “I’m twice your size, kid.”
Dick shrugged. “So’s Bruce and we’re pretty much tied at this point, or at least according to the score board the kids started to keep for Saturday spars.”
“Saturday spars?” Derek repeated, following him towards the locker room.
Dick flashed him a smile. “What? Don’t have any weird family traditions?”
“Not ones that include hitting each other,” Derek said
OR The BAU gets a probationary profiler who is a little more than he appears at first glance. Or second. Or third. Just how many secrets can Dick Grayson be hiding from a team full of profilers?
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- 8/8
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15 Nov 2025
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You Don't Know How To Love Me When You're Sober by fetch (Purple_ducky00)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
09 Jan 2023
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5 times Wally told Dick he loved him when he was drunk, and the one time when he was sober
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10 Nov 2025
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fallin' for him was like fallin' from grace by Resacon1990
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), Superman/Batman (Comics)
17 Dec 2018
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“But Bruce isn’t gay?” Clark points out, and there’s an awkward moment of everyone clearing their throats and avoiding Clark’s eyes until he turns to stare at Bruce. “Are you?”
Bruce blinks for a moment before offering a sheepish smile. “I’m not… not?” he offers, and Clark feels his brain just about short-circuit at the news.
Or, five times Clark finds himself falling for Bruce, and the one time he does something about it
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 150
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01 Nov 2025
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“What if I just go for ya?”
“Huh?” Osamu turns around, locking eyes with him, video game ignored, as his character dies on screen, “watcha yappin’ about?”
“I mean, we’re identical," he shrugs. It's a little favour he could do his brother. “And I can just sit on my phone for the lecture, whateva.”
Or, when Osamu can't make his Friday classes with required attendance, Atsumu fills in, but he didn't expect to fall for his classmate in the progress. It really sucks cause, Osamu has a boyfriend and he really shouldn't be flirtin'.
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31 May 2025
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Iroh insists they create a new life and identity in Ba Sing Se. Zuko wants nothing more than to bide his time until his next opportunity to return home, until he realizes ‘Lee’ can get away with things Zuko never could.
Zuko dons the mantle of the Blue Spirit again only to lose his focus when the Avatar comes to the city. This time, however, his attention is drawn to the annoying Southern Tribe warrior.- Language:
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19 Jan 2025
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Feathers, Fabric, Father Figures, and Other F-Words On Hawks' Mind by Sif (Rosae) for WyvernSpirit
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Mar 2020
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Hawks is 18 years old, he's the youngest pro-hero to run his own agency, he's got the Hero Commission behind him, he's moving up in the rankings and he's never been happier. He doesn't have any time to slow down for silly things like eating or sleep. Those things are a waste of time. He knows that.
Now if only he could get Best Jeanist to understand that too. For some reason the older pro-hero keeps insisting on poking his nose into Hawks' business, and it's getting downright annoying.
Aka, a story in which a few people asked a few more questions, and Hawks finds out that there's more to life than what the Hero Commission wants from him.
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- 7/7
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08 Jan 2025
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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.
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08 Jan 2025
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Miya reaches behind him, slipping his green scarf off the arc of the chair. Even with two litres of beer coursing through his bloodstream, his movements are deft from years of physical conditioning. In the diminutive space between them, he folds Kiyoomi's scarf in half and sweeps it over his curls, right hand expertly guiding tassels through the loop as his left glides it to his neck. Kiyoomi should feel anxious that Miya is in control of such a vital part of him, and yet he doesn't. Miya lets go barely short of a snug fit. Fanning soft fabric over his bare collarbones, he steps back to admire his handiwork.
"Ready to go?" he asks casually, stuffing his hands into coat pockets, and it hits Kiyoomi harder than a barreling truck.
It's not that Miya’s been acting weird lately.
Their whole relationship is abnormal.
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18 Nov 2024
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Akaashi Keiji considers himself to be a fairly intelligent person.
Until he meets Bokuto Koutarou, and he starts making some very bad decisions.
Because the only thing stupider than getting into a friends-with-benefits arrangement with your obnoxiously attractive roommate is falling in love with said obnoxiously attractive roommate.
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- 27/27
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20 Oct 2024
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Raptor Specialist by gringalet
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Jun 2024
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Touya Himura (previously Todoroki) had thrown out his aspiration of becoming a hero, along with the remnants of a truly atrocious relationship with his father, years ago. He now worked as a raptor specialist at one of Tokyo's bird rescues, as well as an on-call de-escalator for animal heteromorphs affected by quirk amplifiers.
When he gets one such call on behalf of none other than No. 2 Hero Hawks, he turns up to a job that's easier than he expected in some ways, and much more difficult in others: the birdbrain seems to have decided that he wants to spend all his time glued to Touya's side, which means that Touya is on bird-sitting duty for the next couple of days until the quirk wears off.Series
- Part 1 of Raptor Specialist
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- English
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- 50,956
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- 6/6
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21 Aug 2024