18 Works by cipherwriter
Listing Works
-
Introduction to Applied Christmas Magic by cipherwriter
Fandoms: Community (TV), Santa Clause (Movies)
27 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Jeff Winger is as cool, suave, and hot as a guy can be; that is, until he mistakenly kills Santa Claus and has to take up the mantle. Go figure. Now he's dealing with the horrors of losing control over his body and having to brim with Christmas cheer. Here's hoping Abed, along with Jeff's other friends, can keep Jeff sane so he won't ruin Christmas.
-
Tags
Summary
When Buck learns about Eddie’s underground fighting ring, he sees a great opportunity for their relationship. Eddie does not see it the same way.
Or
Buck begs Eddie to beat him up.
-
Imaginary Professor/Student Relationship Goes Wrong by cipherwriter
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
05 Apr 2022
Tags
Summary
You know when your professor gives you good grades and is nice to you in a normal way so you make it a running joke that he wants to fuck you? And then he’s arrested for being a serial killer?
Yeah. That classic story.
-
Tags
Summary
this is the cute and nice good supernatural that lives in MY head. sam, ruby, dean, and cas are all friends and have given up hunting to help monsters, like the two vampires they’re friends with in this story
i wrote this for an actual college assignment to write fanfiction, so it’s part supernatural fic part exploration of utopian social structures. and it’s cheesy, of course
-
Tags
Summary
as they lie in bed together, dean asks cas about the handprint he’d left, and why he chose to leave it where he did.
-
Tags
Summary
Castiel is trans, but Jimmy was not. He wants to make his body reflect his identity a little more, like Dean's with his top surgery scars.
So Cas gets himself some top surgery scars.
-
Tags
Summary
The gang—most importantly, Dean—is going to get a free pie today, even if the reason they’re getting it is for dumb math.
“I think there should be a holiday that’s all about pie—good old, sweet, American pie—without the nerds ruining it and making it all about some dumb number. No offense.”
“The number part of the holiday came before the dessert part, actually, so if anything it’s the dessert that’s ruining the number holiday,” Sam points out.
“Ooohh, I am gonna pretend I didn’t just hear you imply that pie could ruin anything,” Dean says, indignation in his voice. “It’s pie, Sam. Pie.”
-
Tags
Summary
Sam and Cas are so fun and so genderweird. Dean is trying his best.
-
Tags
Summary
Based on this post on tumblr: an alternate universe of the endverse where cas, instead of constantly hosting orgies and getting high, simply sits alone, killing and resurrecting a cockroach over and over.
cas has all he needs; himself, his creation, and enough power to continue this cycle for a long time. he's fine. dean wants to take care of him anyway.
-
but i'll cut off my hand before i ever reach for you again by cipherwriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Jun 2020
Tags
Summary
Jon just wishes Martin would let himself be compelled. Just so they could both know for sure if he's being manipulated. Wouldn't that be for the best?
or
Jon's compelled an avatar of the Lonely to death once already. What if he did it again?
-
you can't carry it with you if you want to survive by cipherwriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Jun 2020
Tags
Summary
Jon knows how to sew, which he knew would come in handy out here in the apocalypse. If only every mistake was so easily fixed.
-
Tags
Summary
The creature that was Lydia is now an Avatar of the Spiral, with no idea what that means for it. Who or what has it become, and who or what will it choose to be?
(you need part one for this to make sense)
Series
- Part 2 of Halligan's Adventures as the Spiral
-
and now you've made a poet out of me by cipherwriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 May 2020
Tags
Summary
Martin knows that Jon doesn't like poetry. Martin knows that Jon doesn't like him. Still, he can't help but want to hear his poems in that beautiful voice.
Jon is learning to love the things he hadn't always loved.
-
Tags
Summary
Lydia Halligan wrote a statement for the Magnus Institute. It did not include everything.
Series
- Part 1 of Halligan's Adventures as the Spiral
-
Existence is a Heavy Burden to Bear by cipherwriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Apr 2020
Tags
Summary
Michael is quite a puzzling being, or concept, or something. Let's try and explore that anyway.
"The archivist that is not quite The Archivist yet tries to understand him. This is funny. You can still experience humor which seems to make the archivist think you feel and you do but not emotions like he does you feel twisting and mistakes and forgetting and time and yes, humor. "
-
so can jon... uh... y'know ;), or: jonathan sims is an idiot without two ribs by cipherwriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Apr 2020
Tags
Summary
had tim been around to do so, he would have teased jon relentlessly for a lot of things, and he'd be doing the lord's work
-
i was born hungry; what do i need? by cipherwriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Apr 2020
Tags
Summary
jon has been hungry his entire life, he thinks. he's used to it. except, people keep getting involved.
except, there's a new kind of hunger that he's never felt before.
-
Tags
Summary
It's a while after the Day of Story and Song and Taako and Kravitz are getting married. It promises to be a beautiful day of love and devotion, but there's one issue: Lup and Barry are liches, and the Raven Queen will be in attendance. Will our boys (and friends) be able to keep the Raven Queen away from their undead friends, or will they goof up this one too?