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Dr. Chelsea Elliott's Guide to Sticking that Green Thumb Right Up Your Ass by church1alpha
Fandoms: SCP Foundation
01 Apr 2016
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Dr. Elliott is forced to go on vacation, leaving her lab under her assistant's control. Written for the 2016 Crack Fiction contest.
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The farmer is sick and tired of playing nice (or at least, what he sees as playing nice). On a fateful day, he strikes a deal with the local witch. For the next week, he will be invisible to the town's populace...but no, it's deeper than that. They won't even be able to recognise what's happening. Any strange events will be rationalised away by the spell.
So for the next week, he's going to leave his mark on the girls who gave him the cold shoulder. And what a permanent mark it will be...
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02 Sep 2025
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Tim Stoker is (Not) Okay by cc tinslebee (thearchivistonmars)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Nov 2020
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He survived the explosion, but at what cost?
In which Timothy Stoker miraculously survives the explosion that should have taken his life and is met by another person who should most definitely be dead.
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04 Sep 2024
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When he gets home after that endless, endless day, he texts Sasha. He does not think about that thing he saw, Sasha’s face warped and stretched and crueller than he thought was possible, her limbs distended, moving with predatory speed. Or rather, he does, and he texts her, ignoring the fact that his last few texts, friendly rejoinders, have gone entirely unanswered.
He doesn’t know what to say. "Escaped from somewhere that might be hell, hope you’re okay. Btw did u run into some horrible twisted perversion of yourself? Please tell me it didn’t eat you xx". He settles on a "you alright?" and waits.
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02 Sep 2024
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Tim and Sasha's game leaves a relic behind. The day before he dies, Tim rediscovers it.
title from Secret by The Pierces because this is about a locket, which is never actually mentioned in the song but there is the line 'lock it in your pocket' so that's close enough. also, one of them is dead <3
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02 Sep 2024
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There are five graves outside a small house in Scotland, with a flower patch for each and a caretaker who mourns even those she never met.
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02 Sep 2024