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    Lan Wangji is a pre-alpha tester for the Suibean Coffee Machine- an AI powered unit that makes the best damn coffee known to man. Despite the fact he only drinks tea, he bonds with the unit and "forgets" to send it back. A two week trial period turns into a ten year friendship that ends in tragedy when the unit suddenly goes offline without warning.

    Lan Wangji must contact the only person capable of reviving his friend-- Billionaire Wei Wuxian, a man far out of his reach.

    Billionaire Wei Wuxian is at the top of the world and living every man's dream. He's the father of Artificial Intelligence and the self proclaimed smartest man in the world, and a man like that wants for nothing.

    It's incredibly... boring.

    When a hack on his company leaves him scrambling to find the culprit responsible, he finally meets a problem he can't solve easily. Not to mention the golden eyed man that gets caught in the crossfire.

    Or:

    LWJ falls in love with a coffee machine and makes it everyone's problem.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Wei Wuxian presents as an omega just over a month after they arrive for the Cloud Recesses lectures.

    The thing is... no one expected him to actually be an omega, and his presentation is, in a word, messy. Feral omegas aren't natural, not as far as those in power are concerned, and they certainly aren't meant to cultivate alongside alphas and betas.

    They definitely aren't supposed to form a fractured bond with an alpha like Lan Wangji, who does not handle the situation well in the moment, and is then forced to watch the aftermath his actions cause. Meanwhile, Wei Wuxian struggles to come to terms with what it means to be an omega, and how it feels to be rejected by the only person your soul has ever cried out for.

    Spoiler alert: It's not fucking great

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    06 Jan 2026

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    The Elders of the four Great Sects: Jiang, Nie, Jin, and Lan. (for some definition of "Elder")
    Sometimes, you just have to know when to stop pushing so hard. Work smarter, not harder, etc.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Lobelia Sackville-Baggins is exactly the sort of person who thinks all problems can be solved with a good scolding and a clip around the ear hole.
    But the Dwarf who'd taken advantage of her cousins affections and sent her home in disgrace is hundreds of miles away. Oh well, an angry letter will have to suffice.

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    23 Nov 2025

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    When the Wen Sect attacks Cloud Recesses, Lan Wangji is forced to summon a creature that the clans sealed away long ago; the Yiling Laozu, a huli jing bound inside the Stygian Fox Amulet.

    But is the Yiling Laozu truly the monster others claim he is? And once the war is over, will Lan Wangji be able to bear sealing him back inside the Amulet?

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    08 Nov 2025