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a king in the hand by catthefern
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
23 Nov 2025
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If Grand Maester Yoda persisted in his infernal giggling, Dooku was going to permanently bar him from the Small Council chamber.
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xoxo, exodus by catthefern
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
02 Nov 2025
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Obi-Wan was running late to Senator Sheev Palpatine’s funeral services.
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Mama's Boy, Mama's Boy by WhimperSoldier
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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Shane's first mistake was going to talk to Ilya Rozanov before their game. His second was immediately, stupidly, meeting the eyes of Rozanov’s very much dead mother hovering at his side.
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- Part 6 of Heated Rivalry AUs
- Part 1 of Ghost Irina AU
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18 Feb 2026
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you will see what it is to be overcome by magneticwave
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
24 Sep 2018
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What kind of an idiot would try to explain magic to a Vulcan.
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15 Feb 2026
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“Let me do this nice thing for you, Derek, no strings attached,” said nobody ever.
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15 Feb 2026
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Grady v. Rozanov by Pickle_Chips
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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“Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.
“You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.
“…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”
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Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.
Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.
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12 Feb 2026
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“Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”
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10 Feb 2026