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“If you were truly a man,” Mydei declared, at top volume and apropos of nothing, “you’d fuck me in the ass.”
“Wuh—? Huh?” Phainon fumbled his wooden training sword and nearly dropped it.
This was not how any sane person started a conversation. They were in the public training hall, for gods sake, where Kephale and all their children could witness Phainon having an aneurysm.
Mydei issues a challenge Phainon can’t refuse.
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03 Sep 2025
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Alhaitham finally looks up from his book, meeting Kaveh’s eyes for the briefest of moments before looking everywhere but. Kaveh’s learned not to take that personally. “Your sex life is that bad, then?”
“My sex life,” Kaveh snarls, burning from his hairline to his throat, “is none of your business.”
“I see,” Alhaitham replies, which has nothing to do with Kaveh’s sex life being his business and everything to do with the fact that Kaveh has just confirmed Alhaitham’s suspicions.
When Tighnari lends Kaveh a spicy book, Alhaitham puts its teachings into practice. On Kaveh.
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02 Sep 2025
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Kaveh wakes up at six AM to see his one-night stand sitting cross-legged on the floor, neatly folding his shirt and placing it onto a small stack of his clothes.
a modern love story.
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- Part 1 of love in the time of akademiya
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31 Aug 2025
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exodus 20:3: you shall have no other gods before me by birdsofpassage
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Oct 2020
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Childe finds out that the alcohol in Liyue is a force to be reckoned with. It leads to much more than just a hangover.
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29 Aug 2025
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People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.
He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"
Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.
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29 Aug 2025