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    "Romance, he says. As if I could possibly be romanced by a man who thinks it's acceptable to pluck living things from the dirt and stuff them into his face."

    It would seem a high-class fellow from Tevinter and a Dalish elf from the woods have slightly different understandings of what constitutes "cuisine." Well, no matter -- that doesn't stop them from exploring the many culinary worlds of Thedas.... some more horrible than others.

    (actually just an excuse for dumb banter honestly)

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    They’re the broken ones. That’s what Clint figures the rest think about him and Barnes. Clint with his eardrums trashed, Barnes with a regiment’s worth of trauma and a psychotic cybernetic arm, put in the same room and told to make nice while the others get to go on missions and do important things and save the world.

    Well they're not broken. So of course they got bored and tired of being sidelined and decided to entertain themselves. And of course they ended up wanted, running through the streets of Paris with bananas down their pants and gendarmes in pursuit. Of course they did.

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    Having been exiled from Ferelden at the Landsmeet, Alistair has spent 10 years doing odd mercenary jobs across the Free Marches and drinking excessively. Now an Inquisition agent has found him and is requesting his assistance in finding the Grey Wardens. While working for the Inquisition, Alistair finds new purpose and forges new friendships. This story features occasional, canon-typical violence and a slow burn romantic relationship leading to eventual smuttiness.

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    “There are two people I can think of who might know anything,” Lavellan said. “Experts - on the Fade, on the history of elvhenan. Unfortunately,” a grimace, “one of them has vanished, and if all the resources of the Inquisition can’t find him, I doubt you can.”

    “And the other?” Fenris demanded.

    “Something from my own history, for once. Not an Inquisition thing. There is - a criminal,” said Lavellan. “Exiled from the clans. She was the blood mage who murdered Clan Sabrae and its Keeper. Last I heard she was living in Kirkwall. A very dangerous woman - possibly insane, actually - but I met her once at Arlathven, and if anyone could help you -”

    Merrill?
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    Hawke was left in the Fade. Fenris goes looking for him. He doesn't go alone.

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