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(i can see) a lot of light in you by howdyrowdypartner for mixtapestar
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Apr 2024
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It’s important for Roy to make it clear: he’s not afraid of a fucking journal.
Just for some reason, he can't seem to stop writing about Jamie fucking Tartt.
(or, Dr. Sharon assigns Roy therapy homework, and it leads to some realizations along the way)
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25 Feb 2026
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“What's taking you so long?” The figure appears and Ted double-takes because this is a straight up revelation. “Are you shagging the delivery driver because frankly ain't anyone here who deserves your tip more than me. And by tip I mean cock-” Jamie wanders past, his hands still moving to towel dry his hair, head slightly bent as he comes up and reaches around Roy to take the food from him. “Thanks Coach.”
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Or an alternate telling of Ted Lasso up until 2x06, where Ted, operating from a very limited amount of information thinks that Roy and Jamie hate each other, while Roy, operating from a somewhat limited amount of understanding, thinks that he and Jamie are in a relationship (many times over).Bookmarked by calisto
24 Feb 2026
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To Fill in the Gaps (A Man is Known by the Company He Keeps) by Six-Nine (PseudoAuthor)
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
19 Apr 2024
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Roy looks at the invitation and then at Dania and then the invitation again. Alice watches this all from her position on the couch, her post-yoga cool down completed.
Maureen had gotten one of her grandkids to design it. It’s cute, a little on the nose, but cute, although Roy sounds like he does not share the sentiment. "Do I look like a fucking hen?" He turns the invitation around unimpressed. Alice thinks yes - Donna pencilled in the angry eyebrows on that particular chicken for a reason.
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23 Feb 2026
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“What’s goin’ on?” Jake asks, jabbing his fingers hard enough into Coyote’s ribs to prompt an inelegant yelp and open up enough space for him to jam his head into the conspiratorial knot of their friends.
“Trying to figure out the odds of Bradshaw being down to shave off the mustache for two hundred dollars,” Nat tells him, helpfully; if Bradley didn’t know better, he’d swear there was a note of mischief in her voice.
Jake visibly balks.
“Absolutely not,” he says, in a horrified tone.
“That’s what I said,” Fanboy says, over-serious. “No way he’s doing it for less than four hundred.”
or; Jake's always pretending to hate Bradley's mustache. Bradley's pretty sure he can prove otherwise.
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22 Feb 2026
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“Roy who,” Jamie reads out obediently, from the printout.
That’s in the actual fucking script?! Shit, Keeley thinks. Shit shit shit. The enormous studio lights are fucking with her head, giving her nasty topless-modelling flashbacks, but that’s no excuse. She should’ve caught it.
The director corrects Jamie’s hold on the Darsteiner bottle. “Try to say it more like, ‘Roy who?’ Like you’ve never heard of him.”
“Never heard of Roy Kent?” Jamie’s nose scrunches up.
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- Part 1 of the whole fucking thing
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22 Feb 2026