calamitypark
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (4)
- Dream SMP (4)
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I Was Gone but Not My Love by calamitypark, member_of_the_farsquuad
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Jul 2023
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Sapnap’s going to win the Games and go home to Karl. Bad’s terrified he’s not going to make it. Karl’s alone with Rat watching the whole thing from District 5.
Or, Sapnap’s a tribute from District 5 in love with Karl, and Bad’s his mentor.
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(Part two of the Youth subseries in the Safe & Sound universe.)
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- Part 4 of Safe & Sound Universe
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Place For Us by calamitypark, member_of_the_farsquuad
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
30 May 2023
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With the shadow of the 75th Hunger Games (and the third Quarter Quell) looming overhead, Dream and George learn what it means to be Victors. Quackity has managed to anger the most powerful man in the Esempii—who is also his fiancé. Other Victors prepare to come together for the annual Victor’s Ball to celebrate the Crowning of the two newest in their ranks.
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Or, the sequel to Safe & Sound that no one asked for.
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- Part 3 of Safe & Sound Universe
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The Ghost of Some Memories So Warm by calamitypark, member_of_the_farsquuad
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Dec 2022
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Sapnap's pretty sure he isn't meant to have parents. Karl's there to make sure that he at least has a friend. Bad at least makes sure they're fed.
Or, Sapnap and Karl’s childhood in District 5.
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(You don’t have to read Safe & Sound to read this oneshot, but it is recommended in the grand scheme of things. First part in the Youth subseries in the Safe & Sound universe.)
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- Part 2 of Safe & Sound Universe
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Safe & Sound by calamitypark, member_of_the_farsquuad for MiriSkiecer
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
09 Dec 2022
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Dream, from District 12, is determined to win and return home to what’s left of his family. Through the Games, he meets George from District 1, who has already given up. Having won the Games years ago and attracted the attention of the most powerful man in the Esempii, Quackity watches their story unfold from the false comforts of the President’s Mansion.
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Or, the Hunger Games AU that no one asked for.
Series
- Part 1 of Safe & Sound Universe
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Safe & Sound Universe by calamitypark, member_of_the_farsquuad
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Jul 2023
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a dsmp hunger games au with a few special guests. current plans for the future include a few oneshots and at least a catching fire au.
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“There you are,” the Empty says, in Dean’s voice. It’s cold, like Dean’s eyes are cold, his expression set in contempt. It’s the expression Cas feared, he realizes, all the times he thought about saying it. Revulsion. It makes him feel sick in the way that goes beyond physical, here where there is nothing physical left.
The moment before it happened had been so sweet it covered up all the hurt. For years, Cas had been holding back those words, biting down on his tongue to keep from saying them. And now he had said it, and he knew that it was good, knew that it was worth it. But on the other side there is only this.
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In the Empty, Cas dreams of his regrets, until someone comes looking for him.
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03 Mar 2026
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“I think we should have a garden,” Cas says.
Dean looks up from his beer. He hasn’t had that much to drink, but Cas still has a vague look of unreality about him, a splash of living color that doesn’t fit in the bunker’s echoing stillness. Dean didn’t hear him coming. A lot of the time, Cas is so unobtrusive it feels like Dean has the bunker to himself, with Sam away.
Dean shakes his head to clear it. “A — garden?” he repeats.
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Bookmarked by calamitypark
23 Feb 2026
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When Alastor is hit in the chest with divine power, it creates a hole in reality that transports him to a different timeline to a month before the Extermination, one where Lucifer and Charlie have a stronger relationship, and where Alastor might just be friends with the Devil? He needs to figure out a way to get back, but what if this new dynamic changes his feelings about the clownish king? What if, instead of fighting... he starts falling?
Bookmarked by calamitypark
12 Dec 2025
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RadioApple Vampire AU featuring vampire!Lucifer and human!Alastor. Includes:
- Part 1: V is for Vampire - Lucifer and Alastor meet for the first time at Ozzie's, a host club where vampires can dine on and interact with human blood donor hosts. Too bad Vox also has eyes for Al.
- Part 2: A Taste of Immortality - Set a few months after Part 1. Lucifer and Alastor are now in an established relationship. Vox does not approve and he makes it everyone's problem.
Series Completed: 10/28/25
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Bookmarked by calamitypark
05 Dec 2025
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Dean almost couldn’t believe it when he saw that huddled body swaddled in a tan trenchcoat sitting in the middle of the dungeon floor. Cas was back. After months of searching, digging through the archives to find a way to drag his ass out of the Empty, they had finally done it.
But something was wrong.
This wasn’t the Castiel that smiled up at him with a tearful goodbye after revealing his true happiest moment. This was a wild, snarling beast of a man, warped and twisted, feral thanks to the damage of the Empty. A man who would probably rip out Dean’s throat rather than confess his love.
Even when Dean breaks through that wild exterior, he discovers that Castiel still thinks he’s trapped in the hell that is the Empty. That nothing around him is real.
Dean just has to get through to him.
Inspired by: Broken - Seether
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- Part 4 of The Destiel Mixx Tape
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Bookmarked by calamitypark
14 Oct 2025