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on the keeping of a thing of beauty by calamityjack
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), Yellow Submarine (1968)
19 Aug 2025
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The word was out—someone beautiful was coming. One of the Seven Things of Beauty, no less. Ritchie wasn’t sure what the other six were—pearls, sunsets, the perfect chip butty—but apparently this one had a name, and a face, and hair worth describing at length.
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George, dreaming of warmth and an end to the London dukkha fog, purred "Barbados" like he was sucking down a passion fruit. No rings, no suits, no moonlit declarations. They packed a bag each along with a few guitars, disappeared behind green tinted sunglasses and left the Walruses with their lonely, bloody hearts.
In which George and Ringo leave the Beatles and elope to India (via Barbados, of course).
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Richard Starkey has grown accustomed to wonders.
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Sawla-Hlytta by DachOsmin for greygerbil
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
22 Feb 2020
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The name of Faramir’s soulmate appeared on his forearm at midnight on his twelfth birthday, in the winter of the twenty-third year of Gondor’s war with the Horselords.
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31 Aug 2025
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When Denethor orders Faramir to seduce Eomer it highlights some cultural differences between Gondor and Rohan, and leads to a moment of self-discovery for Faramir.
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18 Aug 2025
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It's 1973. The Beatles never got together. George fixes the lights at Ringo's pub and falls in love.
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22 Apr 2025
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don't talk to strangers (or you might fall in love) by h888eun
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)
29 Aug 2025
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“I love gross,” Rich started, smile twinged with something George couldn’t quite name, then. The kind that triggered a faint uneasiness in his stomach, and a shiver to run up his spine.
“Disgust me, please,” George felt seen, almost exposed—as if Rich tore his heart right out his chest, and only then did he finally notice it beating.
Or, more aptly described as, a cautionary tale of being chronically online on tumblr, falling for the wrong person at the best possible time, and how two terrible people matched each other’s freak (that, and, well, so much more).
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20 Apr 2025
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“Would you ever want that?” George finally asks, eyes still firmly glued to the ceiling. Another rush of quick footsteps and childish giggles pulses across the plaster overhead.
Ringo tries to make a joke, still unsure of the sudden path they’re on—“What, a shit boyfriend?”
George huffs in momentary frustration. “No, y’daft git, would you ever want…you know. Little ones.”
Or, George and Ringo's early morning reflections.
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06 Apr 2025