cakel
Recent bookmarks
-
be as you've always been by Excalis
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
06 Oct 2024
Tags
Summary
“Difficult to explain,” Bruce said shortly, looking at nothing in particular.
Slowly, Clark lowered his head, wordlessly prompting eye contact. Then, he raised a brow.
“What was I supposed to say?” Bruce asked archly in response. “‘Hello, mother, your untimely murder opened my eyes to the glaring flaws in Gotham’s criminal justice system, and in the decades since, I’ve gone out every night in a bat costume to perform acts of vigilantism through gratuitous application of incredible violence. Would you like more milk in your tea?’”
Martha Wayne is resurrected for a day. Clark is mostly here for moral support and to make sure Bruce doesn’t crawl out of his skin from sheer stress, but he certainly wouldn’t mind making a favorable first impression on one of the most influential women of his best friend’s life. He just hadn’t expected her to be so incisively observant, though he really, probably should have.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,122
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 39
- Kudos:
- 970
- Bookmarks:
- 193
- Hits:
- 5,033
Bookmarked by cakel
11 Feb 2026
-
The Justice League VS. Whatever Batman Has Going On by Cabbage1995
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types
03 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
Bruce Wayne is a master tactician, a feared vigilante, and—apparently—the single strangest man the Justice League has ever met. From unsettling lunchroom encounters and deeply confusing bets, to mysterious phone calls, glitter-covered sidekicks, unexplained violence, pride flags, portals, and absolutely zero explanations, the League is left repeatedly asking the same question: what is wrong with Batman?
A collection of short, humorous, bizarre Justice League scenarios where Bruce is stoic, terrifying, queer, soft in ways no one understands, and completely uninterested in clarifying any of it.
Bookmarked by cakel
06 Feb 2026
-
Modern Day Pen-pal Romance by lostinreeverie
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons)
25 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
“Wait, what? You’ve been texting some rando for three—no, four—days?”
Clark stuffed an onion ring he stole from her plate into his mouth to avoid responding. Talking to Lois about this felt like opening Pandora’s box.
Her shock morphed into intrigue, her eyes narrowing like a predator locking onto its prey. “Four days of texting, and you didn’t mention it until now? This is officially the longest your love life has lasted. Spill.”
Or, Clark accidentally texts the wrong number and strikes a rather unusual friendship
Bookmarked by cakel
25 Jan 2026
-
5 Ways to Put Batman to Sleep by Glasswindchime
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
04 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
Dick is quite worried about Bruce’s sleeping schedule, so he came up with a bunch of ideas to put his dad to sleep.
Bookmarked by cakel
22 Jan 2026
-
A Public Declaration of Love Is Dangerous, Especially When You're Not All That Interested In The Other Person by kuonji
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics), DCU
26 Dec 2020
Tags
Summary
"Nobody doesn't love Superman." Grinning, Bruce said, "Who on Earth could possibly not love him?"
If -- and this was only a hypothetical -- if Bruce had the ability to travel through time, he would return to the television interview three weeks ago, and he would choke to death that idiotic self who was spouting nonsense in front of the camera.
Too bad he couldn't.
So, what came after was probably exactly what he deserved.
P.S. This is a translation of CrimsonMapleLeaves's lovely work. If you like this story and you have a spare moment, please drop a kudos/comment on the original work as well! Thank you! :)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,938
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 380
- Kudos:
- 1,596
- Bookmarks:
- 296
- Hits:
- 38,461
Bookmarked by cakel
20 Jan 2026