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    The French Mistake by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    04 Apr 2022

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    The universe Bruce wakes up in has superheroes, aliens and, somewhat more strangely, it also has four children living in Wayne Manor.

    Bruce Wayne is almost forty. He's been an innovator, a philanthropist and GQ's Most Wanted twelve years counting. He doesn't remember being a dad. But now that he is, he's going to be the best dad one could possibly be.

    Or: Batman is a dick. AU-Bruce saves the day.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Wants and Needs (Well, Mostly Wants) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    15 Feb 2026

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    Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?

    Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”

    From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.

    Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Vertical Limit by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics)  

    25 Jun 2025

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    Danny Fenton is not okay. TM.
    Honestly? Just overall bad vibes.
    But he's doing his best. Making it work. And trying not to become fully dead in the process.

    The Justice League is very concerned. But it's actually their fault they got involved so take that one, Batman.
    John Constantine told them not to do the thing. They did it anyway.

     

    Or, Danny gets summoned by the League, and he actually kind of adopts them in the process. Because these big city heroes don't know anything about ghosts and who is he if he doesn't help them out? Besides, the Watchtower is in space. Danny's always wanted to go to space...

     

    (I'm not really following any specific JL timeline, so like. Be prepared for 98% of everything to be *made up* and possibly *not real*.)

    Podfic available by ChaosKiro, linked under works inspired by this one at the very end of this work!

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Watch This by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    24 May 2019

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    Hal and Barry are worried about Batman's new partner. Being around the Batman all the time can't be good for a kid, right?

    Robin insists otherwise, and for $15.36 of betting money, is happy to demonstrate.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    bato acquires a son (and other things he Did Not ask for) by

    Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender  

    03 May 2021

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    Bato, confirmed bachelor, heartthrob of the Southern Water Tribe (self-proclaimed), and prankster extraordinaire, lives an easygoing life of freedom.

    He is perfectly happy with this setup. He does not want responsibilities. He does not want children. In fact, under no circumstance does he ever, ever want to be a father.

    Sadly for him his best friend is Hakoda, who is determined to make his life as difficult as possible.

    Asshole.

     

    Bato’s journey through fatherhood as Zuko’s dad, one painstaking step at a time. Including (but not limited to) taking baths, fending off boys, and dealing with the misfortune of being friends with Hakoda.

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    29 Jan 2026