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    Oh god, maybe he should have let the bear eat him, “No, but with all due respect-” which was admittedly some, but draining by the second, “I shouldn’t be talking to randos in the forest.”

    “I don’t have to be?” he offered, “I’d appreciate it if you gave me your name.”

    Call it oppositional defiant disorder, call it spite, call it whatever the fuck, but Max had never had a stronger gut feeling to spit in someone’s eyes for asking that.
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    In which David is really fucking bad at being a fae but the task fails successfully because Max feels safer with him than at home

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    11 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    David has no more control over nature than he does over Max, and normally he can appreciate this for what it is, just another one of life’s fun little challenges, but today it feels decidedly less fun than usual.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Gwen doesn't speak to David anymore. Living in Carmel, Indiana, she's finally turned her life around, finally facing a summer that won't start in Camp Campbell. And good riddance to them all.

    But when a Colorado hospital calls with dire news about David, Gwen abandons everything to race to the Mile High City. Except the circumstances around her ex-CBFL's "accident" only raise more questions, and she begins to fear David is in serious danger... and it's not because of his life-threatening wounds.

    Plus, there's another problem: apparently David has a houseguest.

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    10 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 82

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    Kodokusan lies far from the capital, and many say its forests and mountains are haunted. Thorin doesn't think so, even if the raccoon he rescued in the forest on his way home appears rather clever. And maybe this rather useful and popular addition to his household would raise more questions, but there is another threat to Kodokusan.

    One that leaves webs in the forest.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Inspired by Shipsicle's superb MerMay art.

    "Thorin kept one arm around Bilbo’s waist and the other cradled the back of his head, his fingers tangled in the curls at his neck as he held him above the swell of waves.

    “Breathe, Bilbo,” he said desperately, the words caught between an order and a plea. “You need to breathe!”"

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    08 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 80

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    Written for Augusnippets. Day 2, Path of Comfort: Hair Care
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    The hand was tough with callouses that rubbed on his scalp, coaxing Bilbo’s sore eyes to peel apart and face the blistering white sunlight.

    “Hmm? Bilbo croaked. He tried to shift, his body trembling, and the hand in his hair slipped around to his back to support him. “Who’s there?”

    “Someone who loves you very much.”

     

    (Direct sequel to 'Soup')

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    04 Feb 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 52

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    Bagginshield Hades and Persephone au, with Thorin as Hades and Bilbo as Persephone. However, there are some spins on the original tale and the greek mythology lore in general.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    I asked Persephone, “How could you grow to love him? He took you from flowers to a kingdom where not a single living thing can grow.”
    Persephone smiled, “My darling, every flower on your earth withers. What Hades gave me was a crown made for the immortal flowers in my bones.”
    - Nikita Gill

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    “What do you mean, my friend?” There is a line of thought that surfaces in Gandalf’s mind, but he drowns it before it can take root. Surely not.

    But Bilbo’s chuckle sets him on edge. The small, gentle god of harvest, nature, and flowers sits up straighter, and in his crown of flowers there is a wire of strong metal, his cloak is suddenly not colorful anymore but the deepest black and he is terrifying, horrific, powerful - “I married Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the World.”

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Psst,” Bilbo whispers until the new captive looks over at him, eyes bright in the dull light coming in from outside, “did you get caught jaywalking, too?”

     

    Alternatively, a navy corpsman and a soldier prince meet in captivity and fall in love. They lose each other for a time, but it all works out in the end.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    This man, Thorin, as it says on his ID card, is an absolute enigma to Bilbo. An enigma with tree trunks for arms and a waterfall of hair, wearing a vee-neck shirt for heaven's sake.

    And, he buys the oddest combination of groceries—not that Bilbo pays attention to that, of course.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    All Bilbo Baggins, Consort under the Mountain, needs is some rest. And for his concussion to go away. What he does not need is an overprotective, determined, well-meaning dwarf of a husband assuming the position of hobbit healer.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    “Why don’t you come lie down beside me,” Thorin said. “We could have more of this private talk.” He did something funny with his eyebrows; Bilbo thought he was trying to smolder at him seductively. The result was somewhat hampered by the way he was focused at a spot several inches to Bilbo’s left.

    “You have a head wound,” Bilbo reminded him. “This isn’t going to go the way you’re hoping, you ridiculous dwarf.”

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Once is an accident. Twice.... probably isn't a coincidence.

    In which Consort Bilbo Baggins receives death threats in a language no dwarf should know.

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    30 Jan 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 94

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    Really, the fact that it takes Bilbo four months to figure out that Thorin is a mafia leader embarrasses him. He should have noticed.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    A year after the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo and his daemon have settled in Erebor. It might have taken him some time to adjust to the difference between their peoples, but he is happy there, if a little homesick for Bag End in winter.

    Unknown to him, however, Thorin and Dwalin, and their daemons, have decided to do something about that.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    “Yes, yes.” Balin strokes a hand down his beard, still distracted, and then abruptly says, “Say, laddie, do you really need five vases?”

    “I—erm,” says Bilbo. “I suppose not?"

    Or: Several dwarves keep pilfering Bilbo's home, apparently on Thorin's command. He isn't quite sure why.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    The fourth time Arcade woke, it was to the sight of an Enclave Eyebot staring down at him.

    Being captured by Legionaries and sentenced to death isn't exactly Arcade's idea of a good time. All the same, he's not quite sure whether to be grateful when he's rescued by a strange wastelander who may or may not be a Legion spy (and, for that matter, may or may not be completely insane).

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    29 Jan 2026

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    In order to stay in Erebor, Bilbo must be adopted into a dwarven family, but not every dwarf is keen on that idea.

    Oh, but not because they're xenophobic, quite the opposite: Everyone wants to claim their favorite hobbit burglar as their brother!

    “One week,” Bifur grunted in Khuzdul.
    “One week,” Dori agreed shortly.
    They shook hands over the table as Bilbo tuned back into reality, and the hobbit frowned a little at the battle-ready postures on either side of the table.

    He should have known nothing with dwarves would ever be easy.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    This is a complete redo of both the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings series. Here, Bilbo was banished from Erebor but learned of the true power of the Ring. His decision to carry it to Mordor changes, well, everything.

    This is the story of how he does it, what becomes of the original company, how those who were meant to be kings will rise to their thrones, and how love, ultimately, conquers darkness and evil.

    And then there are the stories of what comes after the great battles have been fought.

    Primary relationships: Bilbo/Thorin, Legolas/Kili, Dwalin/Ori, Fili/Dernwyn (OC), Aragorn/Arwen.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Thorin comes into his quarters one day to find a cat lounging on his desk. Nothing could make his day worse.

    And then the cat takes up all of Bilbo's time, and Thorin finds out that yes, it can get worse, and yes, he's jealous of a cat.

    Or: The one where Thorin can't get the right words to come out, the cat hates him, and Bilbo is unaware he's being pined after.

    One-shot. Prompt response.

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    27 Jan 2026

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