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“What are you laughing about?” Potter asks. His voice is unbearably soft. Draco wishes he would yell. Wishes he would throw punches, fight with him again. Take his wand out from his pocket and rip Draco’s chest open again. Leave him to bleed out on the floor. Maybe this is why Potter has been avoiding me, he thinks. Because he’s too gentle now and I can’t handle it.
“How weird it is,” is all Draco can say. “That you’re cutting my hair.”
Potter snorts behind him. “I can agree with that.”
When he finishes, he vanishes all of Draco’s hair and blood from the carpet. “Do you want to see?” He’s not looking in Draco’s eyes, just observing his handiwork, turning Draco’s neck to make sure it’s all even.
Draco should say no. But he nods, again, and Potter leads him to the bathroom. His touch is infuriatingly soft. Draco wants to grab his hand and bite him.
Or the story of how Draco Malfoy comes to befriend Muggles and Gryffindors following the war.
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“No fucking way,” he said out loud, squinting at the thumbnail. Was that Waterboy?
It looked like some sort of music video. Waterboy was in the thumbnail, holding a microphone with a gloved hand. He looked emotional, eyes closed and mouth wide open, presumably singing. There was some sort of face paint around his eyes, and the black was streaming down his face like mascara in watered-down rivers. His lips were black as well, spreading color down his chin and neck. His hair was spiked up, and he was wearing dark clothes and some sort of spiked choker. He appeared significantly younger, too, with a more round, babyish face and big, chunky glasses over his eyes. Despite all this, it was undeniably Herman. Robert recognized the sharp slope of his nose, pout of his lips, redness of his hair, and, of course, his ever-present wetness.
AKA: Waterboy has an embarrassing emo band YouTube channel from high school, and Robert finds it.
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"Herman had always had his… quirks. Even before anything bad happened to him, he’d been a strange and anxious child. He was plagued by constant “what ifs,” didn’t get along with children his age, and hated to leave the house or go to school. He had no friends, and his speech development was behind other kids his age. They bullied him relentlessly for it, letting him know that being different was bad and wrong. Herm only felt safe at home, laying in between his parents on their bed. "
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Waterboy has OCD. It seems like Robert is the only person who accepts him, entirely as he is, until a drunk miscommunication has Herman believing that Robert has been silently judging him the whole time.
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Garreg Mach's Geometry Scandal by boyboss
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Jun 2023
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He could admit that Mr. Vestra was attractive. If he perhaps slept a bit more and saw some sunshine, he could be even more handsome! His sharp features, dark hair, and green eyes lent him many favors. And even if he didn’t look the healthiest, the paleness and dark circles under his eyes definitely contributed to the weird, gothic sort of look he had going on. And Ferdinand was sort of into it!
“Where did you get these flowers? They are so excellently grown and I would love to see more of their selection!”
Vestra opened his mouth to answer, but Ferdinand quickly cut him off. “Why don’t I give you my number so you can text it to me? I am so horribly forgetful it will slip my mind the second you leave if you just tell me verbally.” He held his hand out for a phone.
The other man, looking somewhat bewildered, unlocked his phone and handed it over to Ferdinand. Step one of his devious plan was already going so well! He typed in his number and made the contact name “Ferdinand <3” before handing it back over.
or ferdinand is the new band director, hubert is the math teacher everyone hates, and neither of them know how to properly socialize
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Draw Me Out by Schupuff
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
14 Feb 2020
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Hubert needs an old tattoo covered. Ferdinand is the best tattoo artist around. Part of the Ferdibert Valentine's Flashbang.
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24 May 2022
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Spin Recovery by syailendra for yuureisen
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
11 Aug 2021
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Hubert’s expression of neutral displeasure curdles into a real frown. “I wasn’t aware taxpayers paid you to take creative writing classes.”
“These are real things you’ve said to my aides, Hubert,” Ferdinand says patiently. “I have a list. It’s printed out on very nice stationery, the thick kind, back in my office. On my desk. Do you want me to get it and read it out to you, so you can pick how you’d like to punish me for tarnishing Adrestia’s image?”
Minister Aegir finds himself in the middle of a PR disaster. Somehow, this ends up working in his favor.
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My Condolences for your Loss by Schupuff
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
12 Jul 2022
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“It went through so cleanly,” Ferdinand said, his voice trembling. “It was so easy. Why was it so easy?”
Ferdinand did what needed to be done. He returns to camp, struggling with his grief and the weight of his actions. He does not wish to navigate through them alone.
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05 Aug 2022
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we'll meet again (in our house in the meadows) by LeddyMirth, TheOtherBucket
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
14 Oct 2020
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“It wasn’t supposed to be this way.” His voice was quiet, far away. “It wasn’t supposed to end like this. We were winning.”
The war is coming to a close. Enbarr is burning, and as the Kingdom army breaks down the palace gates Hubert and Ferdinand return to the throne room to make their last stand— together.
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05 Aug 2022
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When it comes to parenting, Jeralt has no idea what he’s doing.Well, maybe that’s a lie. Byleth is still alive, at the very least. She eats, she sleeps, and she spends her days wandering around and causing trouble in whatever temporary camp they’ve made that day. She’s fairly independent and insists on walking on her own when they travel. She’s deceptively strong for her size, too, and she hasn’t even grown past his hip yet. The other day she managed to gather a pile of firewood twice her height and at least five times her weight. Jeralt was and still is extremely impressed.
But there are other times where he doesn’t have the faintest clue how he’s supposed to handle this wide-eyed, silent child of his. Times such as right now, at the foot of a wide oak standing a short distance away from their campsite, staring at his only living flesh and blood sitting a good thirty feet off of the ground.
Jeralt falls out of a tree.Bookmarked by boyboss
15 Aug 2022